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Rats Outraged at Lack of Rodent-Sized Amenities at The Ratty

Rats Outraged at Lack of Rodent-Sized Amenities at The Ratty

Posted on February 17, 2025 by Emily Farmer
The Rib’s intrepid dining hall reporters recently were served a piping-hot plate of tea, straight from the smallest and furriest residents of the Sharpe Refectory,...
Tragic! You Just Got Andrews on Ivy Room Tomato Soup Night

Tragic! You Just Got Andrews on Ivy Room Tomato Soup Night

Posted on February 11, 2024February 15, 2024 by Morgan Anderson
Imagine this: It is a frigid, wet Providence evening and you are absolutely famished from your singular class of the day and two-hour-long “study session”...
How to Stay Fed Off Meal Plan

How to Stay Fed Off Meal Plan

Posted on September 20, 2023 by lucy lebowitz
After 3 years of being coddled like a helpless infant, coming off meal plan is truly such a rude awakening. But have no fear! Here...
Severely Judging You Based on Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie

Severely Judging You Based on Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie

Posted on March 15, 2023March 15, 2023 by Kaitlyn Lucas
ever wonder what type of person you are based on your favorite girl scout cookie? no? too bad i'm telling you anyways!!
5 Alternatives to Spending a Saturday Night Alone at Jo’s

5 Alternatives to Spending a Saturday Night Alone at Jo’s

Posted on November 10, 2022November 10, 2022 by Sophia Wotman
Here are 5 ways NOT to end up eating french fries in a corner on the most "popping" night of the week. 
Just Brown Things: Random Stuff I’ve Found at Brown

Just Brown Things: Random Stuff I’ve Found at Brown

Posted on November 4, 2022November 4, 2022 by Caroline Evangelista
It's not often you find a pair of pants on the street.
Fox Point Trader Joe’s to Open This Month; Here Are Some Flirting Tips to Prepare for Your Shop

Fox Point Trader Joe’s to Open This Month; Here Are Some Flirting Tips to Prepare for Your Shop

Posted on October 20, 2022October 27, 2022 by Abby Cohen
This month, the new Trader Joe’s in Fox Point will be opening its doors – but are you ready?
An Investigative Analysis Of What’s In The Ratty Tempeh

An Investigative Analysis Of What’s In The Ratty Tempeh

Posted on May 3, 2022May 3, 2022 by Kaitlyn Lucas
You asked for intense, informative journalism about meatless dining hall options, we answered.
Brown Dining – October 31st Specials

Brown Dining – October 31st Specials

Posted on October 31, 2021October 31, 2021 by Zoe Redlich
BDS has dropped its Halloween menu, since you need everything to be fun and fancy for your oh-so-special little holiday.
Look, All I’m saying is that the SciLi Basement is the Perfect Place for a Grocery Store

Look, All I’m saying is that the SciLi Basement is the Perfect Place for a Grocery Store

Posted on October 10, 2019October 10, 2019 by Joyce Lee
The basement already serves as a site of socialization, food-sharing, and caffeine-induced tears. Why not add a little bit more flavor?

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