The Ultimate Thanksgiving Drinking Game
Is your aunt's "hilarious" work story making you wanna skip ahead to dessert? Spice up your family meal with Dranksgiving.
‘Pre-Gaming’: the New Party Craze My Great-Aunt Told Me (via Email) Is Taking Campuses by Storm
‘Pre-gaming’. What knows what that’s supposed to mean? Answer: my Great-Aunt Barb. This connoisseur of all things young and current sent me a tell-all email last...
Ask Me Why I’m Drinking: Family Reunion Edition
I come from a big family and religiously attend our annual family reunion every fall. Some people do their worshiping in church, I do mine...
Are You Hungover or Just a Transfer?
A few nights ago, I was sitting on my roommate’s bed. As we frantically made last minute changes to our schedules, I suddenly had an...
Obituaries of my Fake IDs
Can I write about fake IDs now that I’ve been 21 for a few months? Is there like a statute of limitations on having fake...
Baby’s First GCB
When I was a lowly freshman, I dated a senior boy. This meant that I was cool and mature, and that I usually had some...
Product Reviews: Let’s Wine About It
It’s not your average citizen who contributes to the review section on Amazon. They are enigmas, from another dimension, with endless free time and perplexing...
Beyond BYOB
“Where do you want to go out for dinner?” “Can we do BYOB?” BYOB has been hot and trendy for as long as the...
Booze: A Breakdown of What We Drink
I’m just five short months from traveling abroad, where drinking ages remain in the teenage years and are minimally imposed. Shortly after my return, I’ll turn...
Shouldn’t Have Tabbed That
As a twenty-year-old in America, I fully appreciate the figure of speech: “so close you can taste it”. Three months from my 21st birthday, I...