10 Colors that Prove Nail Polish is the New Men’s Deodorant
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that men’s deodorants have some of the most cringeworthy, outlandish scent names in existence. Scents like Wolfthorn, Power Rush, Phoenix, Ice...
Every Time I Walk Past The Mural on the Side of CVS, I get Sucked into an Alternate Dimension. Is that Normal?
I can't be the only one who gets sucked into an alternate dimension by the CVS mural, right?
8 Domestic Things That Make Me Wish I Wasn’t a Human
Like most of us, I had to help around the house while I was growing up. These “chores” included walking the dog, taking out the...
CVS: Friend or Foe?
I don’t exaggerate when I say that CVS is a haven. I float from aisle to aisle, rocking my headphones as I contemplate my latest...
Open Letters: 10 Things That Need To Get Their Shit Together
Overall, I like to think life is pretty good. But every once in a while, I stumble upon something that just isn’t achieving its full potential. To...
My Feet Can’t Touch The Ground
My journey to spending my days cleaning my half of a dorm room floor began unexpectedly. For some reason, one day the sarcastic banter that...
How To Be A Sick Freshman
Every freshman gets a cold the first month of college. At least that’s what I tell myself, so that I don’t feel like a loser...
Catify Your Galentines
by Emily Adams It’s the Monday after Fourth of July, or as CVS knows it, a day too late to begin the Valentine’s blitzkrieg. In...