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10 Things to Do Instead of Grad School, Because the Scariest Thing Is Your Future

10 Things to Do Instead of Grad School, Because the Scariest Thing Is Your Future

Posted on October 31, 2024November 1, 2024 by Yaffa Segal
Happy Halloween! Goblins, ghouls, graduate studies. Are you scared? Here are some safer, more palatable alternatives. You don’t need an MFA to write riddles that...
Everybody Poops, But Do They All Use It To Write Sonnets On the Communal Bathroom Wall? One Poet Speaks Out. 

Everybody Poops, But Do They All Use It To Write Sonnets On the Communal Bathroom Wall? One Poet Speaks Out. 

Posted on October 23, 2024October 22, 2024 by Daniella Coyle
"I am starting a movement. Of the bowel.”
Public Health Officials Trace Massive Campus Chlamydia Outbreak to Number of Undergrads Unable to Resist Romance of Fucking Under the Northern Lights

Public Health Officials Trace Massive Campus Chlamydia Outbreak to Number of Undergrads Unable to Resist Romance of Fucking Under the Northern Lights

Posted on October 11, 2024October 11, 2024 by twink husband
Not since Timothée Chalamet’s prowling of the hallowed halls of NYU dorms has there been such a high number of cases on a college campus.
Swiftie Who Put Money on a Brown Win Because of 13 Omens Now Richest Person Alive

Swiftie Who Put Money on a Brown Win Because of 13 Omens Now Richest Person Alive

Posted on October 6, 2024 by Morgan Anderson
They know how to ball, she most certainly does not know Aristotle, but she does know how to make a quick buck.
Yes, You Should Feel Bad About Eating at the VDub Alone (Everyone’s Looking at You and Thinks You’re Really Weird)

Yes, You Should Feel Bad About Eating at the VDub Alone (Everyone’s Looking at You and Thinks You’re Really Weird)

Posted on April 23, 2024 by Cassie Travis
This isn't an intervention, per say. We are gathered here today because we love you and we care about you. It just seems like it...
Worst Person in the World Orders a Double Espresso Shot Latte with Caramel, Vanilla, Mocha, Low Sugar and 70% Ice in the Blue Room

Worst Person in the World Orders a Double Espresso Shot Latte with Caramel, Vanilla, Mocha, Low Sugar and 70% Ice in the Blue Room

Posted on April 10, 2024 by Julien Griswold
Can she have that in her personal mug, to-go? And don't overdo it on the ice.
Senior Dies of Too Much Nostalgia

Senior Dies of Too Much Nostalgia

Posted on March 11, 2024 by lucy lebowitz
If you thought the intermingling of covid, the flu, mono, freshman dorm chlamydia, and all the other miscellaneous diseases circulating through the campus atmosphere was...
BREAKING: Gala a shocking follow-up to Willy Wonka experience

BREAKING: Gala a shocking follow-up to Willy Wonka experience

Posted on March 2, 2024 by lucy lebowitz
Did the huge, unfilled warehouse vibe of the Rhode Island convention center feel familiar? Well, it may be because similar images have been flooding your...
Brown U Nurse Suggests Potion Made of “Draught of Elderberrie,”a “Prettie Quantitie of Lobſter Shell” and a “Unicorne’s Horne, if Thou Cans’t Find it”

Brown U Nurse Suggests Potion Made of “Draught of Elderberrie,”a “Prettie Quantitie of Lobſter Shell” and a “Unicorne’s Horne, if Thou Cans’t Find it”

Posted on February 17, 2024 by Rachel Kamphaus
A handy recipe for your back to school flu.
5 Must-Haves for University Presidents This Holiday Season

5 Must-Haves for University Presidents This Holiday Season

Posted on December 16, 2023December 17, 2023 by twink husband
A handy gift guide for these PR-atrocities personified.

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