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Local Perv Drinking Cow’s Milk

Local Perv Drinking Cow’s Milk

Posted on December 17, 2020December 17, 2020 by Ari Brown
“We always have soy, oat, almond, cashew, pea, hemp, flax, coconut, and rice milk options on hand, but never cow!”
What Your Favorite On/Off Campus Coffee Shop Says About You

What Your Favorite On/Off Campus Coffee Shop Says About You

Posted on February 20, 2020February 20, 2020 by Ari Brown
Your favorite coffee shop says a lot more about you than you might think.
What Your Order At Shiru Cafe Tells Companies About Your Employability

What Your Order At Shiru Cafe Tells Companies About Your Employability

Posted on April 6, 2018April 5, 2018 by Sarah Clapp
Shiru Cafe, Angell Street’s latest addition, uses funding from global companies to offer Brown students free drinks in a setting “where students can learn about...
Dining Hall Hero Speaks Out

Dining Hall Hero Speaks Out

Posted on November 15, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
“If you could have one superpower, what would it be?” When faced with this question, most people fall back on the classics: Flight, invisibility, super...
We Gotta Talk About These New Starbucks Cups

We Gotta Talk About These New Starbucks Cups

Posted on November 4, 2016 by Abby Espiritu
Dear Starbucks, No bullshit this time. It’s time to talk about your new cups. I’m not one of those Starbucks enthusiasts who sit patiently outside...
Coffee Shop on the Corner

Coffee Shop on the Corner

Posted on October 27, 2016 by Asha Franchi
Dear Coffee Shop on the Corner, It’s been an entire three hours since I’ve enjoyed your warmth, and I just can’t seem to get you...
“Love Takes Time” – Faculty Edition

“Love Takes Time” – Faculty Edition

Posted on October 18, 2015October 3, 2016 by The Rib
by Crystal Kim #mariahwasright Your professors are amazing, maybe even legendary beyond the small bubble of Brown. They’re the biggest, baddest brains you’ve ever interacted...
Confessions of a Barista

Confessions of a Barista

Posted on November 25, 2014May 9, 2016 by Sarah Master
As Thanksgiving (and more importantly, the holiday season) swiftly approaches and the days grow shorter and colder, every Starbucks in the nation is beginning to...

Why Working In Customer Service Makes You A Better Person

Posted on November 12, 2014April 29, 2019 by The Rib
After months of stalking Providence’s craigslist page, I finally managed to swoop in and score a job at Blue State Coffee. This is good news...

I Hate How Much I Love Starbucks’ Holiday Cups

Posted on November 6, 2014 by Gabbie Corvese
Ten months out of twelve, you’ll find me getting my caffeine fix at independent coffee joints — you know, the ones named after animals or...

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