On Turning Twenty
A few weeks ago, I turned the big two-oh. I think that in an unfortunate oversight, we as a society often fail to appreciate the...
The Next Big Theatrical Sensation!
To: Potential Theatre Producers From: An aspiring theatre-maker Subject: A proposal for the next biggest theatrical sensation! (Not Hamilton) An Introduction… When I was a...
My Empowering Catcall Experience
If you are a female, or if you ever present/identify as a woman, you’ve probably been catcalled. Maybe if you’re a dude too, I don’t...
Get Off Our iPhones, Government!
If you’ve been following the FBI v. Apple case, you know that one of the U.S. government’s most newsworthy battles of the day is the same one...
Product Reviews: Let’s Wine About It
It’s not your average citizen who contributes to the review section on Amazon. They are enigmas, from another dimension, with endless free time and perplexing...
My Winter Break: A Murder Mystery – Part Two
Previously on My Winter Break: A Murder Mystery… One chatty dental hygienist. A radio contest with a $1,000 prize. A missing person. A matinee screening...
My Winter Break: A Murder Mystery – Part One
Chapter One Thursday, January 7, 2016. Hatfield, Massachusetts. 6:42 A.M On his way to work, my father gets pulled over. He is doing 38 in a...
10 Things That Are Super Cute (And Totally Shouldn’t Be)
1. Those tiny forks you get at fancy restaurants. Holy hell, it’s tiny. Why? Why is it so tiny? What food could possibly exist that...
Skyping Your Pets and Getting Weird Doing It
We’re in the homestretch people. Finals are coming up, the sweet, sweet taste of winter break is almost at the tip of our tongues. And...