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It’s Not You, Brown. It’s Me.

It’s Not You, Brown. It’s Me.

Posted on March 20, 2018March 20, 2018 by Caroline Zerilli
cw: body image I wish I could navigate the JWW stairwell with the stealth and speed of a snow leopard, instead of feeling like a...
I’m Talking to You, Nose

I’m Talking to You, Nose

Posted on March 1, 2016October 2, 2016 by The Rib
by Emily Adams Cold Season 2016 Dear Nose, Please, turn the brightest shade of red and flake around the nostrils. It’s your time to shine....
Sitting with Fitbit

Sitting with Fitbit

Posted on February 3, 2016October 2, 2016 by The Rib
by Emily Adams Why should you Fitbit? Stop asking such a nonsensical, moronical, inconceivable question and start asking, why should you not Fitbit? With such a...
What’s In A Name? Deconstructing “Homebody”

What’s In A Name? Deconstructing “Homebody”

Posted on November 13, 2015October 2, 2016 by The Rib
by Crystal Kim I’m a major homebody. Phew! The cat’s out of the bag. I speak of being a homebody as if it is a...
If you suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome, Hisfacin may be the answer

If you suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome, Hisfacin may be the answer

Posted on November 12, 2015May 10, 2016 by Monika Rajagopalan
Do people tend to judge you as bitchy, pretentious, or cold when they’ve never actually met you? Have men described you as unapproachable or unnecessarily...
F@*& the Pill

F@*& the Pill

Posted on October 21, 2015May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
Since the ripe age of 12, I have been very concerned with the possibility of accidental pregnancy. When I say accidental pregnancy, I bet you’re...
How Your Underwear Can Dictate Your Future

How Your Underwear Can Dictate Your Future

Posted on October 21, 2015May 10, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
Audrey Hepburn probably said something about how a lady’s undergarments say the most about her. She was a wise and classy lady, that Audrey. Throughout...

The Fresh Scent of Baby’ior

Posted on March 1, 2015October 13, 2016 by The Rib
A fresh, youthful scent for women. Image via Dana Schwartz.
Bodily Scrutiny

Bodily Scrutiny

Posted on February 19, 2015May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
With age, we become more comfortable with our bodies. Not just with our shapes, but with those defining, unique features about us – also known...

What the Internet Thinks Women Want

Posted on November 18, 2014February 25, 2018 by The Rib
Back in 1991 when they invented the Internet (whoever “they” is), they claimed it was going to change the world, provide us with knowledge at...

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