ATTENTION PARENTS! Before you let you let your kids dig into their candy this Halloween, make sure you thoroughly examine each piece. Multiple reports have been made about finding the following items hidden in wrappers:
- Rocks
- Red mulch
- Last year’s candy canes
- A very hungry caterpillar
- THE very hungry caterpillar
- The apple from the cover of Twilight… with hands still attached
- A free New Yorker bag
- Existential dread
- The communist manifesto
- The original Sputnik
- Anakin Skywalker’s single braid
- A Sharknado
- The Rosetta Stone
- Kim Kardashian West’s corset from the MET Gala
- Student loans
- Paprika from Blues Clues
- Silly bands left over from 2010
- A recording of the totally crazy dream I had last night
- Every season of Glee
- The meaning of life
Gone are the days of simple razor blades. Stay vigilant grownups.
Image via Jocelyn Chu.