Cry Me a River
Last week was a pretty rough time for me. I won’t pour all of my miseries out on this article, but for the first few...
An Open Letter to All the People Who Unfollowed Me on Instagram
As much as I love to deny my millennial obsession with social media, I can’t help it: I’m addicted to Instagram. My inner amateur photographer...
Always Trust the Crust
As a first-year, I have the awesome privilege of living in a room on a Keeney hallway right near the building entrance. There’s a lot of...
Library Envy
I’m a Nerd. And let me be clear, I’m not one of those fake nerds who loves to play video games and wears intelligent-chic glasses....
My Empowering Catcall Experience
If you are a female, or if you ever present/identify as a woman, you’ve probably been catcalled. Maybe if you’re a dude too, I don’t...
Peanut Butter Jelly Grammin’
by Emily Adams When winter blues roll around, I reach for a jar of Smuckers, some good old Skippy and two hometown slices of whole...
On Weddings (More Specifically, Mine)
Last weekend, I went to my cousin’s beautifully scientific wedding. To steal a line from beloved SNL figure and cultural correspondent Stefon, this wedding had...
Welcome to RattyLand
Who can take a sunrise Sprinkle it with dew Cover it in chocolate And a miracle or two? The RattyLand can! Or it can at...
Secondhand Embarrassment: Creative Coping
As someone burdened with the curse of secondhand embarrassment, I feel awkward and uncomfortable on others’ behalf more often than not. This can interfere with...
The Haunt of Brown
It’s that time of the year – the housing lottery. And I’m not entirely sure how to feel about it. To put it simply, it has...