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Feelin’ Groovy, Thanks To Mom

Feelin’ Groovy, Thanks To Mom

Posted on May 17, 2016December 5, 2020 by Sarah Clapp
My parents were born under Eisenhower. They like to remind me that everything cost 15 cents “in their day.” They like to remind me that...
What’s the Mom-nosis, Doc?

What’s the Mom-nosis, Doc?

Posted on May 17, 2016May 17, 2016 by Elizabeth Purington
(co-written by Stephanie Purington) College is a wonderful time,when young people begin to spread their wings and enjoy the freedoms of adulthood. (Maybe this a...
My Momager and Me

My Momager and Me

Posted on May 17, 2016May 17, 2016 by Hannah Dylan Pasternak
(co-authored by Stephanie Sauer Pasternak, Brown Class of 1987) (please enjoy my attempt at photoshopping my head onto Kim Kardashian’s body, thereby giving myself a...
My Mom Hates Mother’s Day

My Mom Hates Mother’s Day

Posted on May 17, 2016 by Sam Crausman
Ah, Mother’s Day.  What better time than an internationally recognized holiday is there to show my mom how much I love her?  Unfortunately, my mom doesn’t...
Doctors, Destiny, and Dumb Names: An Interview with Mom

Doctors, Destiny, and Dumb Names: An Interview with Mom

Posted on May 5, 2016May 17, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
Co-written by Lisa Stevens, Kayla’s mom Kayla: So you wanted to write an article about people who repeatedly mispronounce names, right, Mom? Can I call ya...
The Quest For Free T-Shirts

The Quest For Free T-Shirts

Posted on May 1, 2016May 10, 2016 by Purvi Goel
  I think one of the first pieces of advice people gave me about college, after “do what you enjoy,” and “get enough sleep,” was...
The Misadventures of Sexually-Frustrated Susie: The V-Dub Waffle

The Misadventures of Sexually-Frustrated Susie: The V-Dub Waffle

Posted on April 29, 2016May 9, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
*Author’s note: it’s fiction, mom. Fiction! I’m not actually that sexually attracted to waffles.* Sophomore slump had been real. Susie was unsure of everything —...
ASSHOLES ARE BAD: A Lesson in the Totally Obvious

ASSHOLES ARE BAD: A Lesson in the Totally Obvious

Posted on April 29, 2016May 10, 2016 by Ali MacLeod
Listen up, world. I’m about to drop some knowledge. Did you know that assholes–as in jerks, not anuses–are bad? Shocking, I know! There’s a negative...
I am the Hot TA

I am the Hot TA

Posted on April 29, 2016May 10, 2016 by Sarah Master
There is nothing quite as satisfying as being a teaching assistant. I’ve wanted to be a TA since I first came to Brown, both because...
Rachael Ray’s Take on Beyoncé’s Lemonade

Rachael Ray’s Take on Beyoncé’s Lemonade

Posted on April 28, 2016May 9, 2016 by Francesca Lim
Hi everyone! Welcome back to the Rachael Ray Show. I’m Rachael Ray. Spelled R-A-C-H-A-E-L with an A in my last name. Just to make sure....

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