Interview with Brown Statues
It’s a cold, bleary day on Brown’s campus. The wind whips through the trees, the weak sun struggles to peek through the clouds. On the...
Are YOU the Horrible Roommate?
Rarely do people fall into the temperate middle ground of being purely cordial and friendly with their roommate. You usually either hear about someone having...
7 Ways to Celebrate Galentine’s Day – Comic
Images via Sarah Clapp.
The Poetic Praise of Two Pauls
When people ask me why I write poetry I tell them it’s a means of expression, a way of magnifying and distorting minutiae most people...
21 Years Old and Using my First Tampon
I’ve been thinking of getting a tattoo. Right now, the only thing I’ve officially decided on is where it is going to go: on my...
I Hate Kids
The thing that freaks me out about kids is that they’re pretty transparent. You can tell if they are lying and you can tell if...
Obituaries of my Fake IDs
Can I write about fake IDs now that I’ve been 21 for a few months? Is there like a statute of limitations on having fake...
True Life: I Was A Teenage Narcissist
“Leeron, right?” Shit. Shit. Who are you and why do you know my name? “Yeah….” “How’s it going?” “Um, good.” Wait, did we go to...
Abroad Exposed
I’m back on campus after having just spent the last semester abroad in Copenhagen, Denmark and I’m better than ever. Yes, I had an amazing...
7 Things at Brown That Are a Better Investment Than You, Apparently
Unfortunately, we cannot offer you any additional funds for the 2016-2017 award year. The committee has determined that these seven things are a better investment...