True Life: I Was A Teenage Narcissist
“Leeron, right?” Shit. Shit. Who are you and why do you know my name? “Yeah….” “How’s it going?” “Um, good.” Wait, did we go to...
Abroad Exposed
I’m back on campus after having just spent the last semester abroad in Copenhagen, Denmark and I’m better than ever. Yes, I had an amazing...
7 Things at Brown That Are a Better Investment Than You, Apparently
Unfortunately, we cannot offer you any additional funds for the 2016-2017 award year. The committee has determined that these seven things are a better investment...
New Administration, New Me?
Every semester I change up my hairstyle. At first it was a coincidence– I always cut my hair when I’m at home, to keep the...
Rush RIB!
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD0lTF5UD8E&w=560&h=315] This Pledge Week, rush the coolest, friendliest sorority on campus–Rho Iota Beta! Our house is fun, welcoming, and definitely NOT infested with ghosts!
Oh, Icarus: A Cautionary Shopping Period Tale
Shopping period during my first year was uneventful as one might expect. As a baby college student, I got to every class 30 minutes early, I...
Stress Balls, Motivational Posters, and Other Completely Goddamn Useless Things in My Room
I’m a high-strung person. I like the word high-strung to describe myself, largely because of its visual acuity. I feel it proffers the mental image...
Partying is Siiiiiiiiick!
As a leeeeetle baby freshman, I often find myself at the quintessential dorm party, sports house, or rented-out club that seem to be the staples of...
Barking Up the Wrong Tree
I spent a greater portion of the last year wanting a boyfriend. I have been working on a long term writing project which causes...
#NoFilter: Study Abroad as Untold by Instagram
I was grappling with the Ratty renovations when suddenly my musings were pierced by the dreaded and all too common question: “OH MY GOD! How...