If I Were The Bachelorette
It is a truth universally acknowledged that every year one man and one woman must sacrifice themselves to satiate the network gods at ABC by becoming...
Me v. Wild
Before I spent a semester abroad in London, I vaguely knew how to take care of myself. Had I been dropped out of an airplane...
The Real Ratty Problem
Students have been vocal about the recent changes made to the Ratty. Through discussions with friends, the general consensus seems to be that the renovations...
Interview with Brown Statues
It’s a cold, bleary day on Brown’s campus. The wind whips through the trees, the weak sun struggles to peek through the clouds. On the...
Are YOU the Horrible Roommate?
Rarely do people fall into the temperate middle ground of being purely cordial and friendly with their roommate. You usually either hear about someone having...
7 Ways to Celebrate Galentine’s Day – Comic
Images via Sarah Clapp.
The Poetic Praise of Two Pauls
When people ask me why I write poetry I tell them it’s a means of expression, a way of magnifying and distorting minutiae most people...
21 Years Old and Using my First Tampon
I’ve been thinking of getting a tattoo. Right now, the only thing I’ve officially decided on is where it is going to go: on my...
I Hate Kids
The thing that freaks me out about kids is that they’re pretty transparent. You can tell if they are lying and you can tell if...
Obituaries of my Fake IDs
Can I write about fake IDs now that I’ve been 21 for a few months? Is there like a statute of limitations on having fake...