The Rib Is My Tramp Stamp
I don’t think I’m ever going to get a tramp stamp. I might get a tattoo somewhere else, but even then, only if I ever...
Cool* Kids
I am from the Mid-Atlantic state of Maryland, where the weather cannot seem to pick a season for more than a couple of days at...
No Fighting Allowed
I’ve learned a lot from my six month stint in the world of mixed martial arts (MMA). It’s been an experience unlike any other. My...
Irrational Door Locking
I’m bold enough to admit when I have a problem. Something about dorm living makes me feel insecure. Maybe it’s that so many people are...
We Know What Kind of Rich People Sex You Have Based on Your Canada Goose Jacket
Don’t ask how; we just ~know~ PBI Chilliwack Bomber: Uninspired cowgirl after he’s had a long day out on the yacht. Chelsea Parka: Some spontaneous...
The Anti-joke Age
Recently, I was having a chat with my pals Christian and Prakrit in which we recounted our failed attempts at humor during childhood. I told...
A Valentine’s Day Card for the Guy You’re Kind of with but Not Really Sure???
2.14.17 Dear Dan, I know we aren’t like, together together, and we don’t have a label on it—not that “it” is really anything at all,...
If I Were The Bachelorette
It is a truth universally acknowledged that every year one man and one woman must sacrifice themselves to satiate the network gods at ABC by becoming...
Me v. Wild
Before I spent a semester abroad in London, I vaguely knew how to take care of myself. Had I been dropped out of an airplane...
The Real Ratty Problem
Students have been vocal about the recent changes made to the Ratty. Through discussions with friends, the general consensus seems to be that the renovations...