By Chloe Conspiracies
Patrons of Thayer Street: Have you found yourself wondering why the new inhabitant of 223 Thayer has taken an incomprehensibly long time to open? Don’t...
The Everygirl’s Guide to Tinder
Well here I am, single again. No it’s cool, I’m okay, unfurrow your brows. Fortunately for all of us, I’m slowly but surely moving out...
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends but with More Late Stage Capitalism
Her name was Alexis. She was everything I wasn’t at the time: a teen, a sophisticate, a brunette with a Parisian fashion sense, a person...
Hot New Anxiety Cure: 1940s Jazz
I want to be better. As in, I want to be a better person, and I’m pretty sure I’m not alone. It’s just that sometimes...
Love for Fledgling and Mature Humans
Wandering the nooks and crannies of any college campus produces sights that are essentially the same: most places have some sort of hallowed building (i.e....
Accomplishments: A Plea for Mail
And so, with the passage of time, I have officially embarked on my junior year, a collegiate upperclasswoman, the equivalent of someone who just had...
What’s In My Bag During Shopping Period? – Comic
Image via Sarah Clapp.
Pop-Culture Lessons for Deprived Intellectuals
In keeping with the theme of Brown’s community being incredibly varied, quirky, and unique, one of my best friends that I’ve made this past year,...
The Ethics of Magic in Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Sabrina the Teenage Witch is the best television show in the history of motion pictures, the moving image, and humankind. It’s the best show because...
Perkins, A Place of Few Perks
Here at Brown, we determine housing through — if you’re not familiar with it — a blood-sucking, battle-to-the-death type lottery, which any campus tour will define...