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Mailaholics Anonymous

Mailaholics Anonymous

Posted on October 16, 2017January 17, 2022 by The Rib
Hi, my name is Christina, and I am a mailaholic. I love getting mail. I loved getting mail in high school, when colleges I’ve never...
Cacti Are Too Trendy

Cacti Are Too Trendy

Posted on October 15, 2017 by Elizabeth McClellan
If you’re like me, your entire social media feed is populated by independent artists and craftspeople. No? That’s just a me thing? Good. Okay. Well...
Are You Really Vegan or Do You Just Own a Pair of Birkenstocks?

Are You Really Vegan or Do You Just Own a Pair of Birkenstocks?

Posted on October 14, 2017 by Isabel Brodsky
At Brown, there’s a nagging pressure to have a unique style and general vibe; unfortunately, we’re not all as “different” as we may choose to...
Fauncy-Pants

Fauncy-Pants

Posted on October 13, 2017 by Megan Pope
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An Etymological Study of “A Hoot and a Half”

An Etymological Study of “A Hoot and a Half”

Posted on October 12, 2017 by Dana Schneider
“You’re a hoot and a half!” I exclaim after one of my peers delights me with a witticism or an amusing tale of woe. “Come...
The Blue Room #exposed

The Blue Room #exposed

Posted on October 11, 2017 by Caroline Zerilli
Former Brown University president, Henry Wriston, once proclaimed The Blue Room as “the boldest experiment [he had] ever seen.” That was in 1939. Today… not so...
My Favorite Bed Time Stories Are Serial Killer Case Files

My Favorite Bed Time Stories Are Serial Killer Case Files

Posted on October 11, 2017October 11, 2017 by Sarah Clapp
Every night, before bed, I brush my teeth with gingivitis toothpaste and watch videos about serial killers. It’s a great routine. I prevent my gums...
My Top Three Strategic Power Cries

My Top Three Strategic Power Cries

Posted on October 10, 2017 by Dana Schneider
In one of the most dramatic and poignant moments in cinematic history, Helen Thermopolis tells her recently known-as-royalty daughter Mia “My mom always told me...
My Fall 2017 Lookbook – Comic

My Fall 2017 Lookbook – Comic

Posted on October 7, 2017 by Sarah Clapp
A Very MCM Analysis of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Episode 4.13: The Nightman Cometh

A Very MCM Analysis of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Episode 4.13: The Nightman Cometh

Posted on October 6, 2017October 6, 2017 by Sam Crausman
Lately, I’ve been watching the same episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia over and over simply because it brings me joy. Although I have viewed...

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