Things To Post On Facebook To Get Your Crush To Poke You Back After 8 Years
It’s been 8 years since you poked your 8th grade crush and you’ve been waiting patiently for him to respond to your flirtation. Since he obviously...
I Started Eating Lush Bath Bombs to Develop a Bubbly Personality!
This is my third year at Brown. It’s also my third year at Brown without a significant other. I can’t help but wonder what’s wrong...
Rib Rant: The Robots Are Here And They’re Out For Blood
At this point I’ve sat through enough Artificial Intelligence lectures to have a whole midterm about it, so I’m pretty confident in saying I do...
Help, I Made So Many Puns That I Turned Into My Dad!
Now, I love puns as much as the next person, but too much of a good thing leads to dire consequences. Due to my upbringing,...
Man! I Feel Like a Woman
When it comes to my peers, I am always the one playing catch up. They’re more… how do I put this… developed. They own more...
Fun New Ways to Mess Up My Name
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Freshman Fallacies
Freshman year is a whirlwind of adjustment, excitement, and a complete flooding by new things—Clubs! Classes! Sports! Unit wars! The Ratty! Gail! Your first Jose...
Which Tin Foily Are You?
Ever walked by the Tin Foily People Circle (is that the actual name? probably not….*) and wondered which one was most like you? Take this...
No, I’m Not Spiritually Dead Inside I’m Just Listening to Music
I ran into my friend Anna the other day while walking through the Main Green. I think she yelled “Hi,” and after taking a graceful...