My Application for Four Weddings
To Whom It May Concern at Casting for TLC’s “Four Weddings:” Hello. My name is Sarah Clapp and I would like to be on “Four...
When The Checkout Line Is Suddenly Intimate…
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Next on Your Binge-Watching List: Winnie The Pooh
During the life-changing, magical, magnificently spectacular three years that I have been a member of Netflix, I have binge-watched more shows than I am willing...
What Would Dua Lipa Do?
I only know three things about latest pop sensation Dua Lipa. One is that she’s freaking gorgeous in a way that makes me question whether...
My Stream of Consciousness While A CS Bro Talks about Their Potential Internship
Hmm. Hmmmm. Coding. Money. Uh huh. Your mom knows a guy. They went to Princeton together. I bet they fucked at some point.
10 Children’s Books to Remind Yourself That You’re Old and Life Was Better the First Time You Read Them
Looking to reinvigorate your literary world, find simple motivation, and numb yourself to impending adulthood? You’ve come to the right place! I present a comprehensive...
A Boy Ghosted Me, So My Mom Became a Spy
If there are two things you need to know about me, they are 1) I’m very close with my mother and 2) I’m an avid...
Showdown: The Pembroke Seal vs. My Virginity
According to Brown lore, any female student who steps on the Pembroke seal during her undergraduate years will get pregnant and be forced to drop...
Grandpa So Cool, You Learn About Him In School
If you couldn’t tell from my Rib bio, it’s important to me that everybody knows my grandfather is kind of a huge deal. I’d kind...
I Called Facilities to Replace Blueno’s Lightbulb
Something about campus hasn’t felt quite right lately. A bitter chill in the fall air? Lack of adequate seating in the Ratty at prime hours?...