Showdown: The Pembroke Seal vs. My Virginity
According to Brown lore, any female student who steps on the Pembroke seal during her undergraduate years will get pregnant and be forced to drop...
Grandpa So Cool, You Learn About Him In School
If you couldn’t tell from my Rib bio, it’s important to me that everybody knows my grandfather is kind of a huge deal. I’d kind...
I Called Facilities to Replace Blueno’s Lightbulb
Something about campus hasn’t felt quite right lately. A bitter chill in the fall air? Lack of adequate seating in the Ratty at prime hours?...
Is the End of Trump Closer Than We May Think?
2017 has been a rough year, and there’s been a lot to worry about. I’ve been really worried! All our news is fake, all our...
The Catastrophe Cookbook
Images via Caroline Zerilli.
Rib Comic – The Fundamental Problem of Sexual Tension
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Laptop Stickers: The Collegiate Iteration of Croc Jibbitz
Walk into any college classroom or study space and you will find students basking in the glow of their Macbooks like fat cats lying in...
Why Self-Care Should Count as an Extracurricular Activity
The age-old question: does self-care count as an extracurricular activity? I’m here to explore the various facets of self-care and tell you why you should invest...
Rib Comic: Barus & Holley, There & Back Again
Images via Sarah Clapp.
Four Songs to Listen To This Thanksgiving That Definitely Aren’t Just Adam Sandler’s Thanksgiving Song
Thanksgiving. What a weird holiday. Thousands of families gorging themselves with pies and potatoes, a famous parade with oversized balloons, and a largely ignored history...