Hot Takes on Love and Juice from My Fever Dream
Listen up, world. It’s Dana here, your girl. Long time, no see—and by “long time” I mean approximately the last 24 hours and by “no...
5 Ways To Convey You’re Queer That Definitely Aren’t Just “Wear Lots of Flannels”
Recently, VICE published a piece called “Let’s End Flannel as a Lesbian Signifier Once and for All,” in which Erin Sullivan, the author and presumable...
Anakin Skywalker: My Imaginary Boyfriend
The only things George Lucas and I have in common are our poor taste in men and our luscious, flowing hair. I’m here with you...
Valen-cries Day
It’s too early to think about Valentine’s Day, you say? I beg to differ. It’s never too early to think about the overly hyped, cacao-production...
I Somehow Have Seven Moms in College
I’m not sure how it happened, but they’re always there. Watching me. Following me. Taking care of me.
APPLY TO THE RIB!
Are you funny? Do your friends think your funny? Does your mom tell you you’re funny? Think you’d like to write a post or draw...
Finding “The One” In College
I came into college with all sorts of grand ideas about what it would be like: the cool people I’d meet, the interesting classes I’d...
www.conspiracytheories.net/tombrady+krisjenner
Hey guys, it’s Patti (@theparanoidbitch on Twitter) back with another #TheoryThursday. I just gotta start off by saying that we here at conspiracytheories.net have not...