I’ve Been Having the Most Mundane Dreams
They’re so boring that I mistake them for real life.
It’s The 5 Year High School Reunion and It’s Time To Find Out Who Vapes
Welcome to the 5 year high school reunion! We’re packing it all in: jello-shots in the locker room, unsupervised grinding to the greatest hits of...
Old MacDonald Had a Dorm
In imagining my perfect junior year life, my mental wanderings have all included two key features: (1.) living off-campus (2.) with some sort of creature-companion....
Hot Takes on Love and Juice from My Fever Dream
Listen up, world. It’s Dana here, your girl. Long time, no see—and by “long time” I mean approximately the last 24 hours and by “no...
5 Ways To Convey You’re Queer That Definitely Aren’t Just “Wear Lots of Flannels”
Recently, VICE published a piece called “Let’s End Flannel as a Lesbian Signifier Once and for All,” in which Erin Sullivan, the author and presumable...
Anakin Skywalker: My Imaginary Boyfriend
The only things George Lucas and I have in common are our poor taste in men and our luscious, flowing hair. I’m here with you...
Valen-cries Day
It’s too early to think about Valentine’s Day, you say? I beg to differ. It’s never too early to think about the overly hyped, cacao-production...
I Somehow Have Seven Moms in College
I’m not sure how it happened, but they’re always there. Watching me. Following me. Taking care of me.