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Venn Diagram of People Who Put Toddlers in Q’Anon Costumes and People Who Say Kids “Couldn’t Possibly Know They’re Gay Yet” Actually Just a Circle.

Posted on October 29, 2020October 29, 2020 by Ari Brown

She was adamant that while she is not homophobic, she does not believe a child could possibly know he was gay until he was “at...

Oh No, Neurotypical Friend Just Diagnosed Herself with ADD

Posted on October 27, 2020October 30, 2020 by Olympe Scherer

Last week the dirty dishes brought out her dormant OCD, but this time your friend is battling another, more damning self-diagnosis: ADD.

Nighttime Stories for Sleep-Deprived Students

Posted on October 27, 2020October 27, 2020 by Joyce Lee

goodnight room, goodnight moon, goodnight sections held at 3 a.m. on zoom.

Cat-Caller 101

Posted on October 21, 2020October 21, 2020 by Kendall Krantz

As technology advances, so does our ability to scare off men.

Incest Incense: Seven Candles That Will Remind You of the Time You Fucked Your Brother

Posted on October 20, 2020October 22, 2020 by Ari Brown

This ultra popular Yankee Candle gets 4.4 out of 5 stars on Amazon and smells just like that super hot, tumultuous, will-they-won't-they sibling relationship that...

Aw! Chivalry Isn’t Dead: This Guy “Definitely Wants To Make Out Haha”

Posted on October 18, 2020October 18, 2020 by Elisheva Goldberg

“I guess I knew that oil was king, but because no one ever actually told me I’ve sort of always been wondering who king was......

Professor Figures She Can Skip 9am and Watch Lecture Capture Just This Once

Posted on October 13, 2020October 13, 2020 by Ari Brown

"We’ve all skipped our fair share of classes to watch Lecture Capture in bed, so I honestly can’t blame her.”

Student Hospitalised After Seeing Side Profile

Posted on October 12, 2020October 12, 2020 by Zara Norman

Given that her snotlocker is her centre of gravity, she took a swift nose-dive to the ground.

Diary of Robert Pattinson’s Dialect Coach

Posted on October 9, 2020October 9, 2020 by Gabby Bianco

Robert's film comes out on Netflix tomorrow! Can't wait to hear his French!

10 Colors that Prove Nail Polish is the New Men’s Deodorant

Posted on October 2, 2020October 2, 2020 by Ari Brown

It’s a truth universally acknowledged that men’s deodorants have some of the most cringeworthy, outlandish scent names in existence. Scents like Wolfthorn, Power Rush, Phoenix, Ice...