Adults of PBS Kids Put the Sexy Back in RomComs
You may not have noticed them during your afternoon snack, but they're sure to get your attention now. Help give these hunky men what they...
This Valentine’s Day I’d Like Dinner and a Kiss and Haha So Like What Are We Though???
I’m really not asking for anything over-the-top or complicated! But also like, it’s our third date and Valentine’s Day so I guess what I’m trying...
I’m Tired of Teaching Men to Fish, So I’m Teaching Them to Use Grubhub Instead
Teaching a man to fish, although very noble, is an exhausting – not to mention costly – task.
Local Perv Drinking Cow’s Milk
“We always have soy, oat, almond, cashew, pea, hemp, flax, coconut, and rice milk options on hand, but never cow!”
Great News!: Moderna Vaccinations to Come with Free Ticket to Dollywood
"I don't know what I'm more excited about, not having to constantly worry about my loved ones' lives being at risk, or getting to ride...
My Plan for World Peace
Trigger warning: references to men.
Advice to the Burgeoning Activist: Change Your Venmo Settings to Public
It’s clear that it's not fulfilling enough to simply be altruistic. You must ensure that the world knows you are altruistic.
Wow! This Girl’s Paper is So Overdue, She’s Legally Dead on Canvas
Oh Canvas, you slippery bitch.
Re: Troubleshooting your Rudy
We pride ourselves on creating hapless flunkies who do the bidding of an idiotic despot, and we are sorry to hear that this Rudy has...
New Remote Learning Tech Allows Teachers to Stand Uncomfortably in Front of Students
"I love virtual teacher!" - Real Child