Reminders that I am not a lesbian
I am proud to say that I am straight as a circle. But alas, I still possess a ~reluctant~ attraction to m*n. They’re sweaty, bossy,...
Rating my Doctor’s Visit Notes
“Patient is a pleasant 21 y.o. female.” 8/10. True, straightforward, gripping intro for the story of my 20-minute visit.
Things I Appreciate About White People
There are still a few reasons for white people to love themselves
How to Cover Brown’s Tuition Increase
Brought to you by an Econ-deficient concentrator who doesn’t like the kitchen but needs more dough
a gay’s first blundstone – a poem
a cinderella slipper in the form of a black leather boot
Am I actually like Aubrey Plaza or just on too much Effexor?
I've finally mastered the art of seeming just as cold and calculating as Aubrey, and people are starting to notice.
Where the OG Dance Moms Girls Would Live on Campus
Save your tears for the mattress topper!
“Annie’s Friend’s friends,” Ep. 7
They say that an elephant never forgets. A white one's the name of an expensive gift. But what do I do with the one in...
9 Signs Your Partner is Cheating on You With the Wii Fit Instructor
Wii Fit has been proudly wrecking homes since 2007.
Brown Theatre is Back: Here’s How to Prepare
It may be free to see but it is NOT free to produce