First Relationships and Other Flapjack Failures
I don’t know about y’all, but I hate pancakes. Actually I do know. You love pancakes. Everyone loves pancakes. Who doesn’t love pancakes? Oh, right,...
The Perils of Uber: Warnings, Woes and Worst-Case Scenarios
Using the popular app, Uber, defies every warning and common sense rule drilled into my head as a child. First of all, you must willingly get into...
Chipotle: A Regional Ethnography
When it comes to meals, I’m the kind of person that will always seek out a food truck or acclaimed local joint before I succumb...
An Open Letter to Mom, Dad, and Starbucks
I was well and truly delighted when I got the email that said I had been accepted to The Rib. Writing, comedy, and women are...
The Never-Mentioned Pros of Long Distance
It’s an all-too-common scene. Innocent girl discloses her relationship status to a friend – “Yeah, we’re doing the long distance thing” – and immediately gets...
To Subtweet or Not to Subtweet?
As a self-proclaimed “O.G. Twitter Rascal,” I endorse all kinds of Twitter shenanigans. A haiku about sushi? Tweet it. A picture not quite up to...
Hangover Guilt
I open my eyes. I have no recollection of where I am. A hotel room? The morning sun shines through the window, casting an orange...
This Is What Happens When You Decide to Wax Your Armpits
There have been many moments in which it begins to haunt you. You Nair them an hour and a half before your Bat Mitzvah...
1, 2, Barbecue
I regret to inform you that this post isn’t about cornbread, ribs, or coleslaw. At the start of my freshman year, I was lucky enough...
A Love Letter to Gluten
Dear Gluten, You are the starch beneath my sesame bagel. You are the cling to my linguine. You are the glue (ten) that will hold...