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This Is What Happens When You Decide to Wax Your Armpits

This Is What Happens When You Decide to Wax Your Armpits

Posted on September 21, 2014May 10, 2016 by Hannah Dylan Pasternak
  There have been many moments in which it begins to haunt you. You Nair them an hour and a half before your Bat Mitzvah...

1, 2, Barbecue

Posted on September 21, 2014 by Sydney Mondry
I regret to inform you that this post isn’t about cornbread, ribs, or coleslaw. At the start of my freshman year, I was lucky enough...

A Love Letter to Gluten

Posted on September 20, 2014April 29, 2019 by The Rib
Dear Gluten, You are the starch beneath my sesame bagel. You are the cling to my linguine. You are the glue (ten) that will hold...
The Truth About GBF’s

The Truth About GBF’s

Posted on September 19, 2014 by Ali MacLeod
Shortly after meeting my eventual best friend Danny, I developed an enormous crush on him. Shortly after developing an enormous crush on him, he told...

Flirting with a Fetish

Posted on September 19, 2014 by Lani Wenger
  Last weekend, some friends and I made chicken curry and opened a bottle of pinot, which, (un)expectedly, provided the perfect setting for a conversation...

Middle School Crushes: A Semi-Comprehensive Guide

Posted on September 18, 2014 by Annie Warner
Let’s face it, we all had some embarrassing crushes in middle school. When it comes down to it, there are five major food groups of...
The Girl Who Has Dated EVERY. DIET. EVER.

The Girl Who Has Dated EVERY. DIET. EVER.

Posted on September 18, 2014May 10, 2016 by Allie Greenberg
I am a serial dater. I wish I could say with men…okay more with boys, but unfortunately that is not the case. I date diets....

The Detachable Penis

Posted on September 18, 2014 by Elizabeth Cox
After an endless week, I had finally made it to the weekend.  I staggered to my room, collapsed into a chair, and dumped the contents...
Getting your Boyfriend to Accept that Girls Poop Too: A 3-Step Program

Getting your Boyfriend to Accept that Girls Poop Too: A 3-Step Program

Posted on September 17, 2014May 9, 2016 by Sarah Master
All right, everyone, the year is 2014 so I think it’s time. The era of shit shame must come to a close. It may be hard,...
An Everyday Yiddish Dictionary for People of All Faiths, from a Nice Jewish Girl

An Everyday Yiddish Dictionary for People of All Faiths, from a Nice Jewish Girl

Posted on September 16, 2014May 10, 2016 by Hannah Dylan Pasternak
The other night, a guy approached me to do the things guys do to girls at bars. You know what the second line out of...

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