The Truth About GBF’s
Shortly after meeting my eventual best friend Danny, I developed an enormous crush on him. Shortly after developing an enormous crush on him, he told...
Flirting with a Fetish
Last weekend, some friends and I made chicken curry and opened a bottle of pinot, which, (un)expectedly, provided the perfect setting for a conversation...
Middle School Crushes: A Semi-Comprehensive Guide
Let’s face it, we all had some embarrassing crushes in middle school. When it comes down to it, there are five major food groups of...
The Girl Who Has Dated EVERY. DIET. EVER.
I am a serial dater. I wish I could say with men…okay more with boys, but unfortunately that is not the case. I date diets....
The Detachable Penis
After an endless week, I had finally made it to the weekend. I staggered to my room, collapsed into a chair, and dumped the contents...
Getting your Boyfriend to Accept that Girls Poop Too: A 3-Step Program
All right, everyone, the year is 2014 so I think it’s time. The era of shit shame must come to a close. It may be hard,...
An Everyday Yiddish Dictionary for People of All Faiths, from a Nice Jewish Girl
The other night, a guy approached me to do the things guys do to girls at bars. You know what the second line out of...
Snapchat: The Hard Way to Look Easy
To my potential love interest, Favorite my tweets, like my Instagrams, comment on my status, inbox me, message me, text me, oh hell, even “poke”...
Hello Kitty, Goodbye Logical World Order
A few weeks ago, the LA Times caused global outrage with information from Hello Kitty’s parent company Sanrino that Hello Kitty is not a kitty...
At Least My Quarter-Life Crisis is Pumpkin Spice-Flavored
I never thought it would be this hard. This transition from innocent youth to hardened adults, the growing distance from those I once called my...