Getting your Boyfriend to Accept that Girls Poop Too: A 3-Step Program
All right, everyone, the year is 2014 so I think it’s time. The era of shit shame must come to a close. It may be hard,...
An Everyday Yiddish Dictionary for People of All Faiths, from a Nice Jewish Girl
The other night, a guy approached me to do the things guys do to girls at bars. You know what the second line out of...
Snapchat: The Hard Way to Look Easy
To my potential love interest, Favorite my tweets, like my Instagrams, comment on my status, inbox me, message me, text me, oh hell, even “poke”...
Hello Kitty, Goodbye Logical World Order
A few weeks ago, the LA Times caused global outrage with information from Hello Kitty’s parent company Sanrino that Hello Kitty is not a kitty...
At Least My Quarter-Life Crisis is Pumpkin Spice-Flavored
I never thought it would be this hard. This transition from innocent youth to hardened adults, the growing distance from those I once called my...
Virginity in College
Trying to communicate your wants and needs with a short-term partner in college is awkward to say the least. Trying to communicate your virginity to...
Breaking Down Your Brocabulary
So apparently men need their own yoghurt brand. At least, according to the recently released product “Powerful Yogurt.” Hitting the shelves late last year, Powerful...
A Feminist Review of “Star Wars”
I like Star Wars. I’ve marathoned all six movies and considered dressing up as Leia for Halloween before I realized I couldn’t figure out how...
The 7 People You’ll Meet at Zumba
All Zumba classes are equal parts spandex and Pitbull; by design, it is meant to be ridiculous. Even the best dancers look foolish dancing Zumba,...
Thinking About Sex on the Treadmill
I do almost all of my thinking while running. Sometimes I brood, and sometimes I think deep thoughts. But if we’re being honest, I spend...