How Invisible Are You?
I’d like to start off by saying that I am short. I’m 4’9 to be precise. I’m currently awaiting results from Ancestry.com to see whether...
Killing the Mood
There are a number of phrases you can say in the bedroom to kill the mood. Most of them probably involve your parents. However, there...
Waka Flocka Flame is Running for President
No, you didn’t read that wrong. The one, the only, the future savior of our nation, and the Spring Weekend ’15 breakout star Waka Flocka...
A Freshman’s Thoughts on Spring Weekend
The fact that there were only 20 out of 50 students in my Monday morning class proved that it was the day after Spring Weekend....
Now In Session: Support Group For Girls That Sucked At Youth Soccer
Thank you ladies so much for coming out today. It’s been some time since we quit our childhood soccer teams after taking two seasons to...
The Art of Laptop Stickers
When I arrived at college this fall, the front of my laptop was an empty canvas, just waiting to be filled. “But with what shall...
Hillary Clinton goes “unnoticed” in Ohio Chipotle
What do you get when you combine calculated cool with down-to-Earth simplicity? The chicken burrito bowl. And you gotta love how Hillary Clinton’s supposedly “incognito”...
How Do You Like Your Eggs?
Egg and sperm donation are some of the only situations in this world that I’d be willing to call entirely “win-win.” If you donate,...
A Case for Breakfast
For the first quarter of your life, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense when “scientists” and “leading researchers” and “your mom” tell you...
If People Were Bad Metaphors, I Was a Drizzle and She Was a Tepid Puddle
Warning: minor spoilers for crappy rom-com books and movies. I’d like to start off by defining the term Manic Pixie Dream Girl (MPDG). MPDGs, as...