How to Stalk Like a Parent
College introduces a lot of independence and freedom into most people’s lives. That means that breaks spent at home re-introduce restrictions that can sometimes be...
Forgive me Ratty, For I Have Sinned
My dear misunderstood Ratty: I know we haven’t always had the best of relationships. The first time I ever had the pleasure of sampling your culinary...
Sitting with Fitbit
by Emily Adams Why should you Fitbit? Stop asking such a nonsensical, moronical, inconceivable question and start asking, why should you not Fitbit? With such a...
Achievable Resolutions
The great thing about winter break is that it serves both as a way to mark the end of the semester and the end of...
Lessons from Aziz Ansari’s “Modern Romance”
Aziz Ansari could have written a pseudo-autobiography about his experiences with dating and tinder, and simply pontificated about his take on the 21st century. He...
My Winter Break: A Murder Mystery – Part One
Chapter One Thursday, January 7, 2016. Hatfield, Massachusetts. 6:42 A.M On his way to work, my father gets pulled over. He is doing 38 in a...
The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway
While Winter Storm Jonas was wreaking havoc on the mid-Atlantic, I was living it up in Florida, specifically Disney World. Disney is the most wonderful...
JLaw’s Fall From Grace
by Nicole Martinez The best days of people’s lives are usually their wedding, when their children are born, the days they get their tax return money, and...
What Happened When My Younger Sibling Became Famous
Over winter break my eleven-year old brother became a celebrity, and I faded into obscurity. Hyperbole aside, my younger brother had his own “big...
Milk, Bread, and Netflix
I’m a typical Long Islander. I have a terrible accent, I fold my pizza in half when I eat it, and I know how to...