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A Star is Born

A Star is Born

Posted on February 9, 2016May 10, 2016 by Allie Greenberg
Even though I’m a celebrity now, I’m still the same old Allie Greenberg. My career has taken off after my breakout interview with WJAR NBC...
Shopping, Period

Shopping, Period

Posted on February 9, 2016September 29, 2016 by Hannah Dylan Pasternak
Mom? Hi? You there? Yeah. It’s me. I’m fine. Kind of. Yes. I just… I’m in the middle of my first period. No, it wasn’t...
What CareerLAB Won’t Tell You: Cover Letters

What CareerLAB Won’t Tell You: Cover Letters

Posted on February 9, 2016May 9, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
Internship application season is in full swing, and it’s hitting me harder than the poignant final moments of the High School Musical franchise. (Don’t tell...
M. Night Shyamalan now directs my romance life

M. Night Shyamalan now directs my romance life

Posted on February 8, 2016May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
There is this slightly older guy that I have had a crush on all year. He works at a restaurant, and I know they say...
The Jonas Problem

The Jonas Problem

Posted on February 8, 2016May 10, 2016 by Purvi Goel
As a Californian in heart, mind, and spirit, my cold-sensitive skin was not ready for the great blast of wind and dreary clouds that signaled...
5 Reasons Why Having Anxiety is Like Having a Tiny Chihuahua That Pees Everywhere (And One Reason Why It’s Not)

5 Reasons Why Having Anxiety is Like Having a Tiny Chihuahua That Pees Everywhere (And One Reason Why It’s Not)

Posted on February 7, 2016May 10, 2016 by Ali MacLeod
I have anxiety, and frankly, it’s not cute. It makes my life (and the lives of the people I care the most about) really hard...
Kitchen Nightmares

Kitchen Nightmares

Posted on February 5, 2016May 9, 2016 by Elizabeth Purington
Winter break: No classes and no homework. The perfect time to sleep, watch terrible television, and eat delicious home cooked meals. This break, I decided...
How to Stalk Like a Parent

How to Stalk Like a Parent

Posted on February 5, 2016May 10, 2016 by Monika Rajagopalan
College introduces a lot of independence and freedom into most people’s lives. That means that breaks spent at home re-introduce restrictions that can sometimes be...
Forgive me Ratty, For I Have Sinned

Forgive me Ratty, For I Have Sinned

Posted on February 4, 2016May 10, 2016 by Yuri Iwahara
My dear misunderstood Ratty: I know we haven’t always had the best of relationships. The first time I ever had the pleasure of sampling your culinary...
Sitting with Fitbit

Sitting with Fitbit

Posted on February 3, 2016October 2, 2016 by The Rib
by Emily Adams Why should you Fitbit? Stop asking such a nonsensical, moronical, inconceivable question and start asking, why should you not Fitbit? With such a...

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