On Being a New Yorker
I worked in a fancy midtown office for two weeks. I did not get paid for my work, and I commuted in from New Jersey...
Happy New Year, Time is a Social Construct!
Hey! It’s me, Jaded College Sophomore! I spent my vacation rereading my coffee-stained copy of Sartre. Just in case you were wondering, I drink my...
My Winter Break in South Africa: A Story Told by the Penguins of Boulder Beach
I was lucky enough to go to South Africa this winter break to visit a friend I met on my gap year. And boy did we do...
Pull or Pass: Wisdom Teeth Pros and Cons
by Kayla Kirk Ah, winter break! A time for relaxing, reading, sleeping, and undergoing oral surgery. That’s right, folks; I crossed the painful threshold to...
High School Musical: A Reunion Review
LOOK AT US LAUGHING AND SMILING! WERE HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME! WASN’T HIGH SCHOOL JUST THE ABSOLUTE FRICKIN’ BEST? WHY DOES VANESSA HUDGENS LOOK...
To Math or Not to Math? And Other Shopping Dilemmas
I have something embarrassing to say, so I’m just going to come right out with it. I love shopping for courses. At Brown, I...
Realistic Horoscopes
Aquarius – Remember the guy who made fun of you in middle school? Well let me tell you Aquarius, you are in luck. This month,...
Missing the Point: Star Wars
To be completely honest, I really wasn’t planning on seeing the new Star Wars movie; I totally love Jennifer Lawrence ’cause she’s so quirky and...
The Audition
Written by Ali MacLeod and Nicole Martinez [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_-T184l2PQ] Karen (Abby Espiritu) decides to audition for a play happening on campus. But she soon finds...
The Rib Reviews: Brown Bathroomz
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQl1yLDZd1U] Ali and Sarah take to some of Brown University’s most esteemed buildings to give YOU the information YOU need to know about the...