Friend with Market Shares Subscription Making Meal Fit for a Woodland Critter
She had beets, parsley, and a dream.
So, You’re The Only They/Them In Your Gender Studies Section
Are you afraid of ghosts? Spiders? Talking to people tabling on the Main Green? If so, beware. I am going to tell a tale that...
Shocker! Student Trauma Dumping in Section Hasn’t Done the Reading
Sophomore Anna Williams had absolutely nothing to say about Nietzsche’s Thus Spoke Zarathustra, but was full of ideas about how her parents’ divorce led to...
Senior Dies of Too Much Nostalgia
If you thought the intermingling of covid, the flu, mono, freshman dorm chlamydia, and all the other miscellaneous diseases circulating through the campus atmosphere was...
Venmo Requesting Your Male Friends for $0.16 and Other Ways to Celebrate Women’s History Month
What’s not to love about March? There are the first signs of Spring, Pisces season, and — most importantly — Women’s History Month! As a...
Ahead of UCS, CCB, UFB Elections, Taylor Swift Reminds Brown Students to ‘Vote the People Who Most Represent YOU into Power’
What WILL she do next?
BREAKING: Gala a shocking follow-up to Willy Wonka experience
Did the huge, unfilled warehouse vibe of the Rhode Island convention center feel familiar? Well, it may be because similar images have been flooding your...
Brown U Nurse Suggests Potion Made of “Draught of Elderberrie,”a “Prettie Quantitie of Lobſter Shell” and a “Unicorne’s Horne, if Thou Cans’t Find it”
A handy recipe for your back to school flu.
Tragic! You Just Got Andrews on Ivy Room Tomato Soup Night
Imagine this: It is a frigid, wet Providence evening and you are absolutely famished from your singular class of the day and two-hour-long “study session”...
5 Must-Haves for University Presidents This Holiday Season
A handy gift guide for these PR-atrocities personified.