Fashion Tips for the Fickle Weather
Much like that class you have with that one professor who refuses to post assignments on Canvas, the weather in Providence is a difficult thing...
How the Pembroke Seal Got Its Curse, and Other Stories
Are you a Brown tour guide? Do you pride yourself on your knowledge of Brown trivia? Do you just want to know more about the...
Spectrum India: A Picture Story!
Yesterday, I was heading down Thayer Street towards Green Side Up Gallery to get a new bong, because my roommate Jimmy broke my old one last...
Breaking the Gap Year Stigma
My friend tells me that we need to try this Thai restaurant she just discovered. She tells me it’s called “Sawadee.” Elated, I immediately tell...
Tales of a Geriatric Co-ed
Fall is in full-swing. The leaves have turned and are slowly but surely making their transition from beautiful Providence scenery into rain-slicked death traps. Quelle...
What I Learned From Taylor Swift’s New Album
Unless you’ve been under a rock, or unless your taste in music is just so, so much cooler than mine, then you know that on...
Multitasking is In, Especially on the Toilet
Everybody poops. Sometimes it’s a speedy ordeal. But other times, the process can be lengthy and we find ourselves bored and daydreaming. I’ll let you in on...
We’re All Going to Die
I am a hypochondriac. I analyze every sneeze, headache, and suspiciously dark mole until I have no choice but to lie in my bed, resign...
The Mainstream Mandate
Breaking News! A new phenomenon that you’ve probably never heard of is rocking the nation: Hipster Shaming. In this country — like other issues of immigration...
One Graph To Rule Them All
In a quest to graph my life, I have stumbled across the one that exemplifies most of my daily experiences. This graph demonstrates a sense of...