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Poetry from the Hill: Weary Soul Edition

Poetry from the Hill: Weary Soul Edition

Posted on December 4, 2015May 9, 2016 by Kristina DeGarbanzobean
  I truly embraced the rhyme in this more traditional selection of poems. Read alone.   Finals Freshman fifteen Finals five hundred   When all...
Adele, It’s Me

Adele, It’s Me

Posted on December 2, 2015May 9, 2016 by Elizabeth Purington
The new Adele album came out last week, and basically the entire world lost its collective mind. Our hero, known for her songs about love...
Turkey-fy Your Fitness

Turkey-fy Your Fitness

Posted on December 1, 2015October 2, 2016 by The Rib
by Emily Adams The stately turkey is a bird of elegance, a bird of being, truly the pinnacle of health and fitness. Follow in its...
This Winter’s Hottest Trend Is… Grandma!

This Winter’s Hottest Trend Is… Grandma!

Posted on November 21, 2015May 10, 2016 by Allie T
Oversized sweaters, horn-rimmed glasses, and… clogs… oh my! This winter’s trendiest items seem all too familiar. Were they from Alexander Wang Fall/Winter 2008? No, that...
Princesses at Brunch

Princesses at Brunch

Posted on November 20, 2015May 10, 2016 by Elizabeth McClellan
SNOW WHITE: Can we get another round of Bloody Marys please? Thanks. Ugh you guys I just can’t right now. My parents kicked me out....
If you suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome, Hisfacin may be the answer

If you suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome, Hisfacin may be the answer

Posted on November 12, 2015May 10, 2016 by Monika Rajagopalan
Do people tend to judge you as bitchy, pretentious, or cold when they’ve never actually met you? Have men described you as unapproachable or unnecessarily...
Magic Tree House: The Next Generation

Magic Tree House: The Next Generation

Posted on November 10, 2015October 2, 2016 by Annie Warner
Let’s start off with a little personal anecdote: the first chapter book I ever read was a Magic Tree House book, so they hold a special...
The 5 Most Surprising Party Spots on Campus

The 5 Most Surprising Party Spots on Campus

Posted on November 5, 2015May 9, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
Tired of going to sweaty parties in frat houses? Sick of cramming your friends into a tiny dorm room and spilling your drink on someone’s...
Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Three

Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Three

Posted on November 4, 2015October 2, 2016 by Annie Warner
Read Chapters One & Two. Chapter Three: I spent the entire class staring straight ahead, feeling Blake’s eyes on my back. I didn’t absorb any...
A Halloween Review

A Halloween Review

Posted on November 2, 2015May 10, 2016 by Purvi Goel
Halloweekend has come to a close, and with November upon us, I’d say things have started to cool down. The campus has had it’s fair share...

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