“The Christmas ______”: A Film
As the holiday season approaches, Netflix’s collection of bad, low budget holiday movies is growing almost as fast as my holiday belly. You, dear reader,...
Poetry from the Hill: Weary Soul Edition
I truly embraced the rhyme in this more traditional selection of poems. Read alone. Finals Freshman fifteen Finals five hundred When all...
Adele, It’s Me
The new Adele album came out last week, and basically the entire world lost its collective mind. Our hero, known for her songs about love...
Turkey-fy Your Fitness
by Emily Adams The stately turkey is a bird of elegance, a bird of being, truly the pinnacle of health and fitness. Follow in its...
This Winter’s Hottest Trend Is… Grandma!
Oversized sweaters, horn-rimmed glasses, and… clogs… oh my! This winter’s trendiest items seem all too familiar. Were they from Alexander Wang Fall/Winter 2008? No, that...
Princesses at Brunch
SNOW WHITE: Can we get another round of Bloody Marys please? Thanks. Ugh you guys I just can’t right now. My parents kicked me out....
If you suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome, Hisfacin may be the answer
Do people tend to judge you as bitchy, pretentious, or cold when they’ve never actually met you? Have men described you as unapproachable or unnecessarily...
Magic Tree House: The Next Generation
Let’s start off with a little personal anecdote: the first chapter book I ever read was a Magic Tree House book, so they hold a special...
The 5 Most Surprising Party Spots on Campus
Tired of going to sweaty parties in frat houses? Sick of cramming your friends into a tiny dorm room and spilling your drink on someone’s...
Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Three
Read Chapters One & Two. Chapter Three: I spent the entire class staring straight ahead, feeling Blake’s eyes on my back. I didn’t absorb any...