The Jonas Problem
As a Californian in heart, mind, and spirit, my cold-sensitive skin was not ready for the great blast of wind and dreary clouds that signaled...
Forgive me Ratty, For I Have Sinned
My dear misunderstood Ratty: I know we haven’t always had the best of relationships. The first time I ever had the pleasure of sampling your culinary...
Achievable Resolutions
The great thing about winter break is that it serves both as a way to mark the end of the semester and the end of...
To Math or Not to Math? And Other Shopping Dilemmas
I have something embarrassing to say, so I’m just going to come right out with it. I love shopping for courses. At Brown, I...
The Audition
Written by Ali MacLeod and Nicole Martinez [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_-T184l2PQ] Karen (Abby Espiritu) decides to audition for a play happening on campus. But she soon finds...
The Rib Reviews: Brown Bathroomz
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQl1yLDZd1U] Ali and Sarah take to some of Brown University’s most esteemed buildings to give YOU the information YOU need to know about the...
Poetry from the Hill: Weary Soul Edition
I truly embraced the rhyme in this more traditional selection of poems. Read alone. Finals Freshman fifteen Finals five hundred When all...
I Spent 60 Minutes in an Elevator Just for Shits and Giggles
Today, I stood in an elevator in J. Walter Wilson for a full hour. I have an obsession with making little experiments for myself, particularly...
The Attack of Fake Facebook Events
Dear people who keeping attending fake events on Facebook, Please continue doing so. I love it so much. These fake Facebook events give me life....
The Case of the Killer Chairs
Head Detective Tristan Oakes swatted away the yellow crime scene tape as he entered the Keeney dorm room. It was a horrible sight, unlike anything...