ANOCH – The Lit-tastrophe
This year, my roommates and I attended the Third Annual A Night on College Hill, or ANOCH. In the past, we’ve had an amazingly good...
Welcome To Another Year Of Me Never Knowing Where The F*ck My Key Is
I don’t know about you, but I had a really good summer. Like, an incredible summer. Like, an everything-that-could’ve-gone-well-did-and-everything-that-could’ve-gone-poorly-didn’t summer. Not to brag or anything, but my...
Points for Pizza: An Analysis
I think the obvious answer for the question “What is the best time for pizza?” is literally any time ever. Cheese and carbs is a combination...
The Dog Cycle
Nothing else can cheer me up the way unexpectedly meeting a dog can. The good thing about being on campus again is that there’s constantly...
Seeking Fame And Fortune (But Mostly Fortune)
For the most part, I’m pragmatic. Okay, that’s a lie. I believe way too many celebrity conspiracy theories, think the show Ghost Adventures is good...
What Your Carry On Says About You
Welcome back from summer break, y’all! Hope you’re really feelin’ all the back-to-school vibes forced upon you by colorful Target commercials and CVS BOGO sales....
Baby’s First GCB
When I was a lowly freshman, I dated a senior boy. This meant that I was cool and mature, and that I usually had some...
The Quest For Free T-Shirts
I think one of the first pieces of advice people gave me about college, after “do what you enjoy,” and “get enough sleep,” was...
I am the Hot TA
There is nothing quite as satisfying as being a teaching assistant. I’ve wanted to be a TA since I first came to Brown, both because...
Sober at SW
I was sober at Spring Weekend this year. Shocking? Maybe. Apparently, not everyone at this prestigious institution is a perfect golden child like I am....