Campus Tour Anxiety
It’s 2:00 p.m. I’ve finished all of my classes, I’ve grabbed a smoothie (with greens in it, because I’m ~healthy~), and I’ve plopped onto the...
The Transformative Power of Hats
Freshman year was not easy for me. I anticipated immediately finding that camaraderie and love of the institution that everyone talks about, but ended up spending much...
Sign Me Up
You are reading this right now because I signed up for The Rib at the activities fair two years ago. Though I fully intended to...
From Spiritual Awakenings to a Superiority Complex: My Bike Story
This year, I’ve been living in exile at the hands of ResLife. The housing lottery hath forsaken me and I have been condemned to Perkins...
Gimme All Your Money
I don’t know about you, but I had a really good summer. So good that I allowed myself to go into complete denial about ever...
Empty-Nester Syndrome
As the age old adage goes, it’s hard to be the one left behind when someone else goes off to new and better things. I...
True Life: The Rib Left Me In Philly And I Made It Back Mostly Alive
On September 18th, seven Rib writers and some add-ons from Skorts Sketch Comedy caravanned down to Philadelphia to attend LaughtHERfest Pt. 2, the second year...
Hidden Hair Messages
The decision to get bangs (aka, forehead masks made out of your hair) was a long and difficult one, a decision that required a lot...
The Hunt: Life Off Meal Plan
I used to live a blissful life. Every day, food was gifted to me without a second thought, like the sacrifices made to the Greek...
We Are All Blueno
I hate tomatoes. I hate them with an intense passion and cannot possibly fathom why anyone would enjoy their freaky texture and their tart flavor. The...