How to Stalk Like a Parent
College introduces a lot of independence and freedom into most people’s lives. That means that breaks spent at home re-introduce restrictions that can sometimes be...
Achievable Resolutions
The great thing about winter break is that it serves both as a way to mark the end of the semester and the end of...
Pull or Pass: Wisdom Teeth Pros and Cons
by Kayla Kirk Ah, winter break! A time for relaxing, reading, sleeping, and undergoing oral surgery. That’s right, folks; I crossed the painful threshold to...
Buying Guide: Gingerbread Houses
I consider myself a professional gingerbread house constructor. Definitely not professional enough for, say, a national competition, but I’d be lying if I told you I...
15 Real Things I Heard in Line at the Hamilton Ticket Lottery
Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, you’ve probably definitely heard about the cultural phenomenon that is Hamilton, a Broadway musical that opened earlier this...
Why is the Internet Obsessed with Disney Princesses?
Even if we no longer want to be princesses, we still seem to really like thinking about them. Whenever Buzzfeed (or, let’s face it, The...
Turkey-fy Your Fitness
by Emily Adams The stately turkey is a bird of elegance, a bird of being, truly the pinnacle of health and fitness. Follow in its...
Pass the Salt: What I’m Thankful for this Thanksgiving (In A Totally Not Salty Way)
Ah, Thanksgiving. A time for us all to continue to binge eat as we usually do – but with a valid excuse. A time for us to take...
How NOT to Give the Sex Talk
Oh no! You’ve got a pre-teen on your hands, and you’re going to have to give the sex talk! When did that happen?? If you’re...
“Going Off of That”: I HATE Section
I hate section. I always have. I always will. As a freshman, I used to think, “I Love College!” That is, until I learned that sections...