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Not-so-guilty Pleasures

Not-so-guilty Pleasures

Posted on March 9, 2015May 9, 2016 by Elizabeth Purington
Confession time: I like country music. Like, a lot. There’s nothing better than driving down back roads with your windows down, blasting some country jams. If...

Wiping out in a Winter Wonderland

Posted on March 8, 2015February 25, 2018 by The Rib
As a native swamp dweller (Floridian) I’ve spent my entire life far more preoccupied by my pit stains than I have been worrying about slipping and...
Why it’s Better to be a Senior Citizen than a Sophomore in College

Why it’s Better to be a Senior Citizen than a Sophomore in College

Posted on March 8, 2015October 13, 2016 by The Rib
A Day in the Life of My Grandma Or Why it’s Better to be a Senior Citizen than a Sophomore in College I spent last...
How to Lose a Roommate in Style

How to Lose a Roommate in Style

Posted on March 7, 2015October 13, 2016 by The Rib
I recently learned about a certain Brown student who chose to switch roommates because the other person was keeping her up at night by—wait for it—crunching...
Bringin’ Bitchin’ Back

Bringin’ Bitchin’ Back

Posted on March 5, 2015December 11, 2017 by Kristina DeGarbanzobean
bitchin’ [bit-chin] adj. Not just great, but bad-ass fine. –The Zootramp of Urban Dictionary I have noticed a pattern on this campus – nay, across...

I’m an Adult and I Can’t Dress Myself

Posted on March 4, 2015September 18, 2016 by The Rib
When do you really become an adult? Is it when you get your first real job?  Sign your first least?  Finally rent a car? Never?...
Phoneless: Lessons in Being a Hermit

Phoneless: Lessons in Being a Hermit

Posted on March 4, 2015October 13, 2016 by The Rib
After a rather random turn of events over the past few days, I suddenly found myself phoneless. As I hate Facebook chat (and social media...
PDA Duality: A Tale of Numbness and Phobia

PDA Duality: A Tale of Numbness and Phobia

Posted on March 4, 2015May 10, 2016 by Allie T
When I imagined life in college, I dreamed of lounging on a sprawling green lawn laughing with incredibly diverse friends and watching other incredibly diverse...
Oh, the Criers You’ll Meet!

Oh, the Criers You’ll Meet!

Posted on March 2, 2015May 9, 2016 by Elizabeth Purington
We’ve all been in the position of sitting next to a crying friend, wondering what exactly should be done to make her stop sobbing. Telling...
Never Have I Ever Wanted to Play “Never Have I Ever”

Never Have I Ever Wanted to Play “Never Have I Ever”

Posted on March 2, 2015May 10, 2016 by Allie Greenberg
I am at some social gathering and we end up playing “Never Have I Ever.” How this evening took a turn in this direction, I...

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