Tampon Talk
Apparently tampons have a long, rich history. According to tampon experts Tampax and Wikipedia, women fashioned early versions of the tampon out of wool, plants,...
An Evening in With Kim Jong Un
Last Friday, I made a choice. A conscious choice? No. But a choice nonetheless, and one that turned out to be the best I’d...
Shouldn’t Have Tabbed That
As a twenty-year-old in America, I fully appreciate the figure of speech: “so close you can taste it”. Three months from my 21st birthday, I...
Breaking the Gap Year Stigma
My friend tells me that we need to try this Thai restaurant she just discovered. She tells me it’s called “Sawadee.” Elated, I immediately tell...
Happily Ever After: Living Vicariously Through Fictional Characters
So unless you were living under a rock last week (no shame, it happens to all of us) you’ve probably heard that they’re making a...
High School: Homework While High
*Disclaimer: the following article was written while under the influence of marijuana and has not been altered or edited in any way. The Rib does...
Potty Talk
SO. We’ve discussed pooping before, and may have even grazed upon the concept of pooping Snapchats/bathroom Snapchats/what I like to call “Potty Talk.” But what we’ve...
Video Chat Charm School
There are very few joys associated with a long distance relationship. One of them, of course, is the freedom it gives you to let your...
An Open Letter to Mom: We’re Not Dating, We’re Just Co-Parents
Hey Mom, I know it’s been a while since I last called you, so I figured I would write you a letter on a public...
An Apology to Dog Walkers Whose Dogs I Notice Before Them
When walking on the sidewalk, it is general courtesy to smile or nod at your accompanying passerby in acknowledgement. I engage in these actions under...