How Your Underwear Can Dictate Your Future
Audrey Hepburn probably said something about how a lady’s undergarments say the most about her. She was a wise and classy lady, that Audrey. Throughout...
The Cool Mom of 2015
My homies, it’s time to face the truth: Mean Girls, arguably the defining movie of our generation, is eleven years old. Even though we’ll keep...
My First Rejection
In terms of the college process, I’d say things worked out pretty well for me. I’m pumped to be here and I’m enjoying every second...
Don’t Diss My Teeth: Seriously, It’s a Long Story
The innocuous seven-year old boy didn’t know he had opened Pandora’s box. Every week I help mentor a 2nd grade class at an after-school program....
Malia, Malala, and Me
Sometimes people go to parties. Sometimes people go to parties, and Malia Obama is there. Sometimes it’s hard for people to think of words to...
The Trials of (Cactus) Motherhood
While hustling to the Ratty on a mission for tater tots and Rhody Fresh milk, I was distracted by a casual yet calculated display of...
The Not So Secret Agency: We’re Hiring!
by Emily Adams Do you consider yourself a strong-willed female with great hair and puckerable lips? Do you find yourself suppressing sexual tension with every...
Heavy Petting: A Dog’s Story
Last week, I attended Heavy Petting for the first time. Those of you who don’t attend Brown University: don’t get too excited. Heavy Petting is...
Your New Favorite Water
NASA has found traces of water on the surface of Mars. This groundbreaking discovery presents all kinds of exciting possibilities for humanity. You may be...
Really?!? With The Rib
People are so stupid. So unbelievably dumb. Sometimes I wish I could move into a cave in the middle of nowhere and tune out all...