Lies to Seem More Interesting: Brown Edition
Raise your hand if you’re a liar. Awesome. I can’t see if you did because this is an online article and science doesn’t work like...
My Winter Break: A Murder Mystery – Part Two
Previously on My Winter Break: A Murder Mystery… One chatty dental hygienist. A radio contest with a $1,000 prize. A missing person. A matinee screening...
A Love Letter to Oreos
My Dearest Oreos, Mine sweet sandwich cookies, words cannot express how much thou mean to me, but I must attempt, for mine own sake. I have only known...
The Four Times a Boy Called Me Cute and the Four Times I Did Absolutely Nothing About It
It’s time to start stockpiling the Sweethearts, the roses, and the memories of your past romances. Well…not so much for the last one. If you’re...
Confessions of a Lipstick Addict
My obsession with lipstick began in kindergarten on the day when I received my own first-ever lip product: the universally-recognized and highly-pursued Lip Smackers. “My lips can...
On Turning Nineteen
My nineteenth birthday was about a month ago. I was incredibly lucky to have spent it at home with friends and family, but I couldn’t...
Fixing Feng Shui, re: Andrews Commons
Every time I visit the hallowed halls of Andrews Commons, I question all the stylistic choices that went into its interior decorating. It’s an assault...
Greetings from Your Friendly Neighboring Universe
As science would have it, all of us- you, me, Denzel Washington- reside on this big rock we call Earth that is floating in space,...
My Week With My Mason Jar
What is it about college students that makes us so thirsty? I’m not talking about the euphemistic kind of thirst (yeah, I see you)–I’m talking...
Not Just Beyoncé, But Bey-twicé
So the Super Bowl just happened. A ball was thrown, some large men were tackled, and the Broncos emerged victorious. But let’s be honest: how...