Getting Ghosted on Club Penguin
I recently watched Inside Out, which was a huge mistake for someone as nostalgic as I am. I cried through the entire movie while reflecting on...
On Google Docs and Intimacy
There is an undiscussed phenomenon that I refuse to ignore any longer. I write this in hopes of sorting out my complicated feelings and standing...
Staying Forever Young
It’s common knowledge that growing up is kind of the worst. It’s a world full of responsibility, stress, caffeine headaches, and “business casual” attire. Plus,...
The Productivity Cycle
There is a small part of me that takes pride in my own irresponsibility. I doubt there’s anyone that can dig themselves into a...
The Moral Dilemma of Pirating
I had always considered myself an ethical and morally upstanding human being until a particular Broadway musical was released last year. If you’re like me...
I Only Listen to “Real” Music
Hello everyone! My name is Your Taste in Music Sucks. I currently live in a basement which never sees the light of day, and my...
Sorel Boots are the New Uggs… And I’m Okay with That
Seventh grade is only painful in retrospect. I had shockingly high self-esteem for someone sporting clashing red and green braces. But now that I’m older,...
Yoga: tranquility or capitalism? You decide!
Last semester, I made a decision to get my life together. Maybe it was the sophomore slump, maybe it was the I-just-turned-20 crisis. Part of...
Learning the Truth From Mother and Father Dearest
There’s always that one song your whole family loves. You grew up listening to that song in your dad’s car while running errands, at family...
The Land of No & Its Sandwiches
by Emily Adams As a transfer student, my adjustment to Brown has been fairly seamless. The only issue I have struggled with is centrally located and...