True Life: I Was A Teenage Narcissist
“Leeron, right?” Shit. Shit. Who are you and why do you know my name? “Yeah….” “How’s it going?” “Um, good.” Wait, did we go to...
Abroad Exposed
I’m back on campus after having just spent the last semester abroad in Copenhagen, Denmark and I’m better than ever. Yes, I had an amazing...
New Administration, New Me?
Every semester I change up my hairstyle. At first it was a coincidence– I always cut my hair when I’m at home, to keep the...
Rush RIB!
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD0lTF5UD8E&w=560&h=315] This Pledge Week, rush the coolest, friendliest sorority on campus–Rho Iota Beta! Our house is fun, welcoming, and definitely NOT infested with ghosts!
Oh, Icarus: A Cautionary Shopping Period Tale
Shopping period during my first year was uneventful as one might expect. As a baby college student, I got to every class 30 minutes early, I...
Stress Balls, Motivational Posters, and Other Completely Goddamn Useless Things in My Room
I’m a high-strung person. I like the word high-strung to describe myself, largely because of its visual acuity. I feel it proffers the mental image...
Partying is Siiiiiiiiick!
As a leeeeetle baby freshman, I often find myself at the quintessential dorm party, sports house, or rented-out club that seem to be the staples of...
#NoFilter: Study Abroad as Untold by Instagram
I was grappling with the Ratty renovations when suddenly my musings were pierced by the dreaded and all too common question: “OH MY GOD! How...
From Mean Girls to Cake Wars
If I had to paint a portrait generalizing my experiences over winter break, it would be a tearcolored (like watercolor, but with my tears) painting...
On Home Videos
While I was at home during winter break, I binge-watched my home videos. The holiday season was making me feel especially nostalgic for a time when...