Rush RIB!
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD0lTF5UD8E&w=560&h=315] This Pledge Week, rush the coolest, friendliest sorority on campus–Rho Iota Beta! Our house is fun, welcoming, and definitely NOT infested with ghosts!
Oh, Icarus: A Cautionary Shopping Period Tale
Shopping period during my first year was uneventful as one might expect. As a baby college student, I got to every class 30 minutes early, I...
Stress Balls, Motivational Posters, and Other Completely Goddamn Useless Things in My Room
I’m a high-strung person. I like the word high-strung to describe myself, largely because of its visual acuity. I feel it proffers the mental image...
Partying is Siiiiiiiiick!
As a leeeeetle baby freshman, I often find myself at the quintessential dorm party, sports house, or rented-out club that seem to be the staples of...
#NoFilter: Study Abroad as Untold by Instagram
I was grappling with the Ratty renovations when suddenly my musings were pierced by the dreaded and all too common question: “OH MY GOD! How...
From Mean Girls to Cake Wars
If I had to paint a portrait generalizing my experiences over winter break, it would be a tearcolored (like watercolor, but with my tears) painting...
On Home Videos
While I was at home during winter break, I binge-watched my home videos. The holiday season was making me feel especially nostalgic for a time when...
Mismatched Socks
A couple of months ago, my uncle reminded me of a piece of advice he once gave to me: “If you act crazy enough, no one...
Help, It’s December And I Can’t Stop Talking About My Summer
I don’t know about you, but I had a pretty good summer. So good, in fact, that the semester’s about to end, and I’m still...
Hi, I Totally Don’t Know Who You Are!
We’ve all done it. You meet a friend of a friend at a party, or your cousin’s new boyfriend, or your roommate’s brother. After talking for...