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I’m Not Like Other Girls; I Have an Extremely Rare Condition that Makes Extra Bones Grow in My Head

I’m Not Like Other Girls; I Have an Extremely Rare Condition that Makes Extra Bones Grow in My Head

Posted on October 11, 2018January 12, 2025 by The Rib
See, most guys want a skinny blond girl with rich parents, designer clothes, flawless makeup, and the normal amount of bones in her head. Girls...
My “Chopped” Application

My “Chopped” Application

Posted on October 9, 2018October 9, 2018 by Sarah Clapp
Images via Sarah Clapp. “Chopped” via “Chopped.”
250,659 Eye-Catching, Come-Hither, Be-My-Wife, Government-Sanctioned Guidelines to Dress Like a Woman

250,659 Eye-Catching, Come-Hither, Be-My-Wife, Government-Sanctioned Guidelines to Dress Like a Woman

Posted on October 7, 2018October 7, 2018 by Joyce Lee
The National Propaganda Bureau National Security Agency Endorses This Message. Hey Ladies, welcome to our first edition of DYSTOPIAN COSMOPOLITAN. Today we come to you...
5 Newer New Ways to Surprise Your Partner in Bed

5 Newer New Ways to Surprise Your Partner in Bed

Posted on May 10, 2018May 8, 2018 by Gabriela Ramos Tavarez
If there’s one thing lady magazines have taught us, it’s that sex can never be too adventurous. Every month, they crack the codes to make...
Quiz: Are You the Klutz in a Romantic Comedy?

Quiz: Are You the Klutz in a Romantic Comedy?

Posted on April 30, 2018April 29, 2018 by Gabriela Ramos Tavarez
Whether you love to hate them or hate to love them, romantics are a pillar of pop culture. They are also a compilation of romantic...
Tristan Thompson’s Cheating Scandal Made Me Go into Labor and I’m Not Even Pregnant

Tristan Thompson’s Cheating Scandal Made Me Go into Labor and I’m Not Even Pregnant

Posted on April 15, 2018 by Caroline Zerilli
Something was off this week, ladies. While I might not be as in-tune with the eb and flow of the universe as a kombucha-drinker, I...
There Should Be An App For That

There Should Be An App For That

Posted on April 9, 2018April 8, 2018 by Gabriela Ramos Tavarez
Everyday it seems like we are closer and closer to having Black Mirror be a reenactment of reality. Or worse, living like they did on...
On Pencil Cases

On Pencil Cases

Posted on April 8, 2018April 8, 2018 by Caroline Zerilli
In middle school, I didn’t need a banging resume, witty Instagram bio, or professional-yet-beautiful LinkedIn photo to let people know who I was. Heck, Instagram...
One Long Boi (Me) Versus The World (The World)

One Long Boi (Me) Versus The World (The World)

Posted on April 2, 2018 by Dana Schneider
A candid shot of me taken recently revealed the reality of my body: my spine looks like a tree branch caught in 35 mph winds...
A Peek Into How a Seasoned Fashionista Copes With the Weather (#OOTW)

A Peek Into How a Seasoned Fashionista Copes With the Weather (#OOTW)

Posted on March 7, 2018 by Sindura Sriram
Images via Sindura Sriram.

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