How to Lose a Roommate in Style
I recently learned about a certain Brown student who chose to switch roommates because the other person was keeping her up at night by—wait for it—crunching...
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How to Poop in a Public Restroom While a Stranger is Doing Her Make-Up
You waltz into the restroom, ready for action. Ready for some good ol’ defecation meditation. You can already hear it rumbling, it’s so robust. When suddenly…...
I’m an Adult and I Can’t Dress Myself
When do you really become an adult? Is it when you get your first real job? Sign your first least? Finally rent a car? Never?...
Phoneless: Lessons in Being a Hermit
After a rather random turn of events over the past few days, I suddenly found myself phoneless. As I hate Facebook chat (and social media...
What You Say Vs. What You’re Thinking When I Tell You I’m Writing a Thesis
What you say: You’re writing a thesis? What’s your major? What you’re thinking: I guess there’s no turning back from this conversation now. What you...
The Fresh Scent of Baby’ior
A fresh, youthful scent for women. Image via Dana Schwartz.
Advice For Long Distance Relationships With Dogs
I know my dog remembers me when I walk in the house after being away at school and he runs right past me to greet...
How to Say in Candy What You’re Too Polite to Say in Words
I first learned about the communicative power of candy when my first grade teacher passed out Smarties before a spelling test. Wow, I thought, sugar=...
In Favor of Being Facebook Friends with Moms
Out of my five closest friends, three are Facebook friends with their mothers and two are not; one is enthusiastically friends with other moms; one is...
The Definitive Ranking of Box Wine
Whenever I strut confidently into the liquor store, I feel like I need to impress whoever is working behind the counter. Obviously this is totally...