Girl with Bangles Gives World’s Worst Handjob
Dating back to 2600 BCE Mesopotamia, bangles have been the ultimate feminine accessory: symbols of luck, beauty, and undeniable sexual energy. Their timelessness and versatility...
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Fuck You SAO! Here’s How We Hazed Our New Members
Did you really think your “Stand Up to Hazing” module was going to stop us? That’s cute, but fuck you! Here’s how we hazed our...
Charlie Kirk Outraged To Learn Second Amendment Doesn’t Exist in Hell
“This is Hell, what the fuck do we need a constitution for?”
Trump Administration Hits Brown with $510 Million Funding Freeze, Rib of Brown Asks: Will there still be Milkshakes at Jo’s?
In its latest episode of “who the fuck asked for this?”, the Trump administration announced that it would be freezing $510 million in federal funding...
I Hate The Lindemann
I hate the Lindemann I hate the Lindemann I hate the Lindemann I hate the Lindemann I hate the Lindemann I hate the Lindemann I...
A Love Letter to the 30,000+ Porn Bots in Our Comments
There's no one quite like you, babe
REI Launches New Encampment Line
Here at REI, we’ve been overjoyed to see so many young people expressing their love for errr…camping, which is why we’re thrilled to announce our...
Provost Says “Tents When Celebrating Weed Holiday Good, Tents When Protesting Genocide Bad”
In a new statement, the Brown University Provost decreed that pitching a tent on the Main Green to celebrate 4/20 is “dope” and “totally chill”,...
Screaming “He’s Got a Gun!” and Other Fun Things to Do in The Crowd at Spring Weekend
Just some quirky, fun girl-tivities for this Sunday.
Campus buzz: Hypothetically, if everyone found out you ordered a sex toy to the mailroom, WWYD?
Now every snail mail fan knows that you like to *ahem* “polish the pearl” and just how you like to do it.