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Top 5 Cheap Spring Break Destinations… If You Start Walking Now

Top 5 Cheap Spring Break Destinations… If You Start Walking Now

Posted on February 23, 2026 by Gianna Rocchio
With Spring Break rapidly approaching, and the cost of flights reaching ridiculously expensive rates, it’s time we take matters into our own hands… or feet....
Build-A-Strap Workshop and Other Places to Take Your  Bisexual Boyfriend this Valentine’s Day

Build-A-Strap Workshop and Other Places to Take Your Bisexual Boyfriend this Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 14, 2026 by Morgan Anderson
I am legally obligated to disclose that this is an ad for Big Pegging.
Did you enjoy Heated Rivalry? Here are 5 totally real, legit queer shows to watch next!

Did you enjoy Heated Rivalry? Here are 5 totally real, legit queer shows to watch next!

Posted on February 13, 2026 by Reese Mischen
1. MerlinDo you like the enemies-to-lovers vibe of Heated Rivalry? Then you’ll love Merlin. Imagine if hockey were sword fighting, and only one of them...
Happy National Boyfriend Day! I Am Judging You Guys, Though

Happy National Boyfriend Day! I Am Judging You Guys, Though

Posted on October 3, 2025October 3, 2025 by Nyjáh Harrison
Mostly your boyfriend, but perhaps you too, based on the following criteria...
Fuck You SAO! Here’s How We Hazed Our New Members

Fuck You SAO! Here’s How We Hazed Our New Members

Posted on September 23, 2025September 22, 2025 by The Rib
Did you really think your “Stand Up to Hazing” module was going to stop us? That’s cute, but fuck you! Here’s how we hazed our...
Blocking Your Professor on Gmail and Other Ways to Set Healthy Boundaries This School Year

Blocking Your Professor on Gmail and Other Ways to Set Healthy Boundaries This School Year

Posted on September 14, 2025September 14, 2025 by Sophia Plaschke
Life hack! The meaning of “boundaries” has gotten so stretched that you can actually now say “this is crossing my boundaries” every time you’re slightly...
How to Avoid Getting Lice in Your 20-Person Spring Break Airbnb

How to Avoid Getting Lice in Your 20-Person Spring Break Airbnb

Posted on March 21, 2025March 20, 2025 by Gianna Rocchio
With spring break coming up, I want to remind us all of the most dangerous threat that comes with unaccompanied college students drunkenly wandering the...
10 Things To Do In Your Boring Ass Town Over Winter Break That Aren’t Spiraling in Your Childhood Bedroom or Getting Mad At Your Mom For No Reason

10 Things To Do In Your Boring Ass Town Over Winter Break That Aren’t Spiraling in Your Childhood Bedroom or Getting Mad At Your Mom For No Reason

Posted on December 20, 2024December 7, 2025 by Sophia Plaschke
All activities were tested by yours truly and are guaranteed super fun! I'm still gonna spiral in my childhood bedroom and get mad at my...
Things That Are Only Okay When I Do Them

Things That Are Only Okay When I Do Them

Posted on December 12, 2024 by Sophia Plaschke
I'm just special!
What To Do If You’re Not Sure If You Saw a Football Team Fight Club Happening on the BioMed Terrace or If You Just Had a Weird Dream

What To Do If You’re Not Sure If You Saw a Football Team Fight Club Happening on the BioMed Terrace or If You Just Had a Weird Dream

Posted on December 10, 2024December 10, 2024 by Emerson Rhodes
I am Jack’s Enflamed Sense of  Fear

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