CPax Retirement? Here Are The Rib’s Top Picks for Her Replacement
The question everyone is asking: Who will replace the illustrious Christina Paxson and continue her profound legacy? Here at The Rib, we have gathered a...
Top 5 Cheap Spring Break Destinations… If You Start Walking Now
With Spring Break rapidly approaching, and the cost of flights reaching ridiculously expensive rates, it’s time we take matters into our own hands… or feet....
Build-A-Strap Workshop and Other Places to Take Your Bisexual Boyfriend this Valentine’s Day
I am legally obligated to disclose that this is an ad for Big Pegging.
Did you enjoy Heated Rivalry? Here are 5 totally real, legit queer shows to watch next!
1. MerlinDo you like the enemies-to-lovers vibe of Heated Rivalry? Then you’ll love Merlin. Imagine if hockey were sword fighting, and only one of them...
Happy National Boyfriend Day! I Am Judging You Guys, Though
Mostly your boyfriend, but perhaps you too, based on the following criteria...
Fuck You SAO! Here’s How We Hazed Our New Members
Did you really think your “Stand Up to Hazing” module was going to stop us? That’s cute, but fuck you! Here’s how we hazed our...
Blocking Your Professor on Gmail and Other Ways to Set Healthy Boundaries This School Year
Life hack! The meaning of “boundaries” has gotten so stretched that you can actually now say “this is crossing my boundaries” every time you’re slightly...
How to Avoid Getting Lice in Your 20-Person Spring Break Airbnb
With spring break coming up, I want to remind us all of the most dangerous threat that comes with unaccompanied college students drunkenly wandering the...
10 Things To Do In Your Boring Ass Town Over Winter Break That Aren’t Spiraling in Your Childhood Bedroom or Getting Mad At Your Mom For No Reason
All activities were tested by yours truly and are guaranteed super fun! I'm still gonna spiral in my childhood bedroom and get mad at my...
Things That Are Only Okay When I Do Them
I'm just special!