My Daily Existential Crises


What does it all mean? What is the purpose of life? Why are we here? What did come first – the chicken or the egg? I just need a fucking answer! Come on, there has to be one. One had to come first! I truly believe someone has the answer, but refuses to let me know just so that they... Read More

Build Your Own!


Build Your Own: CLINICAL DEPRESSION!  $8.79 SIZE _ High-Functioning _ Crippling _ Considering Lobotomy GREENS (Pick Two) _ Going to Class _ Going to Parties _... Read More

Lemme Upgrade U


You don’t know how horny your boyfriend is until you ask. And once you ask, you kind of wish you didn’t know. We all know... Read More