Milla Bizzotto, Making Millennials Everywhere Feel Terrible About Themselves
Milla Star Bizzotto is a superhuman child who, at 9 years old, is fitter than I have ever been in my 20 years of life...
First Timer’s Guide to the Nelson
Let me tell you something: I am innately distrustful of gyms. They conjure up images of sweaty bros snarling as they bench-press two hundred pound...
How-To: Acknowledge People at the Gym
There is only one thing worse than going to the gym, and it is seeing people at the gym. Generally, we don’t know what to...
EXTRA EXTRA: Girls Sweat, Too!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I ask you a simple question. How many times has someone told you “Girls don’t sweat, they glisten?” Once? Forty times? Never?...
The Illusion of Workout Clothes
After eight years of wearing a uniform to school, I now struggle with the concept of “picking out an outfit” for class. Back then, it...