True Life: I Was A Teenage Narcissist
“Leeron, right?” Shit. Shit. Who are you and why do you know my name? “Yeah….” “How’s it going?” “Um, good.” Wait, did we go to...
Yoga: tranquility or capitalism? You decide!
Last semester, I made a decision to get my life together. Maybe it was the sophomore slump, maybe it was the I-just-turned-20 crisis. Part of...
How to Stalk Like a Parent
College introduces a lot of independence and freedom into most people’s lives. That means that breaks spent at home re-introduce restrictions that can sometimes be...
Forgive me Ratty, For I Have Sinned
My dear misunderstood Ratty: I know we haven’t always had the best of relationships. The first time I ever had the pleasure of sampling your culinary...
My Winter Break: A Murder Mystery – Part One
Chapter One Thursday, January 7, 2016. Hatfield, Massachusetts. 6:42 A.M On his way to work, my father gets pulled over. He is doing 38 in a...
Pull or Pass: Wisdom Teeth Pros and Cons
by Kayla Kirk Ah, winter break! A time for relaxing, reading, sleeping, and undergoing oral surgery. That’s right, folks; I crossed the painful threshold to...
Temperature Snapchats: A Public Apology
Forgive me, for I have sinned. In my blind zeal, I have alienated all of my friends with temperature Snapchats. Over winter break, I...
Awkward At First Sight
Most of us have been chomping at the bit to get back to campus. My major driving force to return from break was my friends. For...
Dentist Drama
As most of us college students know, winter break is a time for self-care, paid for by mom. For about a month, I get to look...