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Clubs to Start if The Ones at Brown Already Aren’t Niche Enough for You

Clubs to Start if The Ones at Brown Already Aren’t Niche Enough for You

Posted on March 12, 2018 by Gabriela Ramos Tavarez
A quick visit to the Activities Fair will show that Brown is nowhere near short on clubs, teams, and organizations to join. A capella? Brown has...
Snow Days: Expectations vs. Reality

Snow Days: Expectations vs. Reality

Posted on March 23, 2017March 23, 2017 by Asha Franchi
Snow days at Brown are some of the most hyped parts of the year. The mix of spontaneity and slight danger posed by snow days...
Cool* Kids

Cool* Kids

Posted on February 20, 2017February 20, 2017 by Suzanne A
I am from the Mid-Atlantic state of Maryland, where the weather cannot seem to pick a season for more than a couple of days at...
The Jonas Problem

The Jonas Problem

Posted on February 8, 2016May 10, 2016 by Purvi Goel
As a Californian in heart, mind, and spirit, my cold-sensitive skin was not ready for the great blast of wind and dreary clouds that signaled...
Milk, Bread, and Netflix

Milk, Bread, and Netflix

Posted on January 29, 2016May 9, 2016 by Francesca Lim
I’m a typical Long Islander. I have a terrible accent, I fold my pizza in half when I eat it, and I know how to...
Horror Stories (from My Life)

Horror Stories (from My Life)

Posted on October 26, 2015May 10, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
The Tale of The Falling Underwear It was a dark, stormy night. No, really. Our story takes place during Winter Storm Juno (annoyingly and widely...
Fashion Tips for the Fickle Weather

Fashion Tips for the Fickle Weather

Posted on October 11, 2015May 10, 2016 by Abby Espiritu
Much like that class you have with that one professor who refuses to post assignments on Canvas, the weather in Providence is a difficult thing...

Signs of Spring at Brown University

Posted on March 13, 2015February 25, 2018 by The Rib
Ah, springtime. It fills the air with warm sunshine, birdsong, and enough pollen to ensure that those of us with allergies don’t breathe properly through...

Wiping out in a Winter Wonderland

Posted on March 8, 2015February 25, 2018 by The Rib
As a native swamp dweller (Floridian) I’ve spent my entire life far more preoccupied by my pit stains than I have been worrying about slipping and...
A Comprehensive List of Snow Day Rituals

A Comprehensive List of Snow Day Rituals

Posted on February 22, 2015August 23, 2017 by The Rib
  Weather officials have predicted snow in Providence. Again. My real issue is that, with Saturday snow, there’s really no chance of a snow day as a reward...

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