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OP-ED: I’m a Shop(ping period)-aholic. This is my story.

OP-ED: I’m a Shop(ping period)-aholic. This is my story.

Posted on October 6, 2021October 6, 2021 by Ari Brown
Though I have no intention to take any of these courses, I am at ease knowing I am now guaranteed a precious spot in them,...
Providence Place Mall: The Phobia Within

Providence Place Mall: The Phobia Within

Posted on January 30, 2018January 17, 2022 by The Rib
When you think Providence Place Mall, you usually think two things. Maybe one of those things involves the movie theater, or the mediocre food court...
When The Checkout Line Is Suddenly Intimate…

When The Checkout Line Is Suddenly Intimate…

Posted on December 3, 2017 by Caroline Zerilli
Image via Caroline Zerilli
Mailaholics Anonymous

Mailaholics Anonymous

Posted on October 16, 2017January 17, 2022 by The Rib
Hi, my name is Christina, and I am a mailaholic. I love getting mail. I loved getting mail in high school, when colleges I’ve never...
The Dangers of Online Bikini Shopping

The Dangers of Online Bikini Shopping

Posted on April 27, 2017October 6, 2017 by The Rib
I hate online shopping. I don’t understand how people do it. The clothes never look as good as they did online, or they don’t fit,...
I Can’t Believe It’s Prime! 5 Fun Things to Buy with Your Squad 2020 Amazon Gift Card that Will Help You Forget You’re a Snitch

I Can’t Believe It’s Prime! 5 Fun Things to Buy with Your Squad 2020 Amazon Gift Card that Will Help You Forget You’re a Snitch

Posted on March 9, 2017January 12, 2025 by The Rib
Squad 2020 is a survey open to first-year Brown University students with questions about their drug and alcohol use as well as that of their friends....
Why I Suck at Black Friday

Why I Suck at Black Friday

Posted on December 8, 2016 by Asha Franchi
When the last bite of mashed potatoes is gone and those joyful carols take over the radio, everyone filled with the holiday spirit starts to...
Shame on Me: Urban Outfitters Guilt

Shame on Me: Urban Outfitters Guilt

Posted on October 25, 2016 by Sam Crausman
One of the most popular spots in good ole PVD is Thayer Street. It’s so accessible for us Brown students; I mean, it’s right Thayer! Get...
To Math or Not to Math? And Other Shopping Dilemmas

To Math or Not to Math? And Other Shopping Dilemmas

Posted on January 27, 2016October 2, 2016 by Sarah Master
  I have something embarrassing to say, so I’m just going to come right out with it. I love shopping for courses. At Brown, I...

Back-to-School Shoppers Anonymous

Posted on September 11, 2015October 13, 2016 by Annie Warner
by Annie Warner I don’t have an addiction; I wouldn’t even call it a problem. I can stop anytime I want; I did stop. I’m...

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