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The Sexual Magic of First Aid

The Sexual Magic of First Aid

Posted on November 25, 2019November 25, 2019 by Sara Caskey
The film industry has capitalized upon years of medically-themed foreplay, dressing up just before dressing down (wink).
Cartoon Characters Ranked By Their Pure Sexual Energy

Cartoon Characters Ranked By Their Pure Sexual Energy

Posted on September 29, 2018October 2, 2018 by The Rib
I’m not proud of this. Truly, I’m not. But, look, some cartoon characters are just too fuck-able not to name. Too fuck-able not to be...
I Was Sexy (and Then I Finished Reading)

I Was Sexy (and Then I Finished Reading)

Posted on April 19, 2016May 9, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
I discovered my sensuality in the Ratty. No, this is not a joke. On a chilly Saturday morning, I sat down to breakfast in the...
How To: Lion Sexualization

How To: Lion Sexualization

Posted on April 4, 2016May 10, 2016 by Leeron Lempel
A couple weeks ago, I was walking across the Main Green when I heard a girl ask her friend, “How do you sexualize a lion?”...
Missing the Point: Star Wars

Missing the Point: Star Wars

Posted on January 6, 2016September 29, 2016 by The Rib
To be completely honest, I really wasn’t planning on seeing the new Star Wars movie; I totally love Jennifer Lawrence ’cause she’s so quirky and...
“Sexy” Costume Ideas

“Sexy” Costume Ideas

Posted on October 29, 2015May 10, 2016 by Chloe Burns
It’s that time of year again, ladies! The nights grow cold yet the clothing comes off as we squeeze into our favorite sexy costumes for multiple upcoming Halloween parties....
The Not So Secret Agency: We’re Hiring!

The Not So Secret Agency: We’re Hiring!

Posted on October 18, 2015October 3, 2016 by The Rib
by Emily Adams Do you consider yourself a strong-willed female with great hair and puckerable lips? Do you find yourself suppressing sexual tension with every...
Killing the Mood

Killing the Mood

Posted on April 22, 2015May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
There are a number of phrases you can say in the bedroom to kill the mood. Most of them probably involve your parents. However, there...

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